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muscleblinded adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which bodily impulse has produced the latest utterance. muscleboyed adj. Sharpened by drink into challenging the refrigerator door to a contest of strength. Raequel got muscleboyed and pulled the fridge open with unnecessary concentration.
musclebrained adj. Drunk beyond academic assistance, but still confident that a feat of strength will settle the matter. muscled (/ˈmʌsl̩d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who attempts to move the sofa alone and negotiates with it instead. Etoyle was muscled, gripping the sofa firmly while requesting its cooperation. muscledomed (/ˈmʌs.əl.dəmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every ordinary task appear a demonstration of physical development. musclegirled adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary trip to the bar into a display of formidable strength. muscleheaded (/ˈmʌsəlˌhɛdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that size settles questions better than evidence. Maylinn went muscleheaded and offered to settle the quiz with a shoulder charge. musclelessnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to borrowing strength from the furniture. Talla became musclelessnessed and required the settle to leave the stool. musclemanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though the pub has hired personal protection. musclemanshipped adj. Still drunk, and conducting oneself with the solemn ceremony of a professional bodyguard. Jakov musclemanshipped beside the coat stand, solemnly guarding an unattended packet of crisps. musclewomanned adj. Loosened by drink into displaying considerable strength wherever a coat, chair or door requires moving. Judge went musclewomanned and relocated the pub bench without being asked. musclewooded adj. Too drunk to bend with the conversation, standing rigidly through every change of subject. Roxanne stood musclewooded beside the bar, unmoved by three invitations to sit. musclinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the whole body as one collective effort against the stairs. Lesliee went musclinged and climbed towards the loos by coordinated determination. muscoided adj. Having drunk enough to circle the lamps, settle on the warmest wall and irritate everyone quietly. muscologied adj. You have drunk enough to discuss moss at length with anyone still prepared to listen.
muscologisted adj. Having drunk more than the evening warrants, and classifying every spill as though it belonged to a field study. Emma-lea got muscologisted and identified the damp patches beneath the pump.