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Mondayed (/ˈmʌn.deɪd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake the week's least promising day for an excellent time to begin a new undertaking. Elieen got Mondayed and submitted her resignation before breakfast, with impressive but misplaced confidence. Mondayisationed adj. Drunk to a degree that transfers every inconvenient obligation to the next available Monday. Kloee got Mondayisationed and postponed the washing-up until a suitably official Monday. Mondayishnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that a poor mood, a late start and a strong opinion constitute a plan. Kannyn was Mondayishnessed and reorganised the meeting before locating the meeting room. Mondayitised adj. Drunk since last orders, and mistaking returning to work for a medical condition requiring immediate leave. Denison was Mondayitised and informed his manager that spreadsheets had caused the symptoms. Mondayizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating any delayed responsibility as though the calendar had formally authorised it. Mohsen became Mondayizationed and moved the deadline with the confidence of a civil servant. Mondaynessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the solemn conviction that all sensible decisions may wait until tomorrow. Janit got Mondaynessed and appointed tomorrow as the proper time to find his keys. Mondeo Manned adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently presenting a routine compromise as the decisive answer to everything. Jemilla became Mondeo Manned and solved the household budget beside the fruit machine. Mondor's diseased adj. Still drunk, and diagnosing every visible consequence of last night's decisions as an unrelated condition. Shemera was Mondor's diseased and blamed the red marks on an entirely theoretical ailment. Moned adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating Monday as a distant administrative rumour. Luiseach was Moned by breakfast, unable to say whether the weekend had ended. Monegasqued adj. Still drunk, and quietly convinced that a small principality is nearby. Pouya was Monegasqued and asked whether the casino accepted contactless payment. Monelled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a durable metal alloy from an invitation to combine incompatible plans. Temilayo got Monelled and promised to merge two unrelated businesses before midnight. Moneyballed (/ˈmʌn.iˌbɔːld/) adj. Having drunk enough to replace ordinary judgement with statistics, particularly where no statistics are available. Mayre got Moneyballed and ranked the guests by on-base percentage before choosing a taxi. Moneymaker effected adj. You have drunk enough to create a sudden, entirely unjustified interest in poker among everyone present. Emrose got Moneymaker effected and taught the birthday table a system involving napkins and confidence. Monge's diseased adj. You are drunk and convinced that the climb, rather than the alcohol, explains your increasingly elaborate certainty. Khailyn became Monge's diseased and blamed the staircase for a speech delivered from the pavement. Mongholianed adj. A drinker so far gone that confidence supplies the map, the credentials and the destination. Jazire got Mongholianed and offered to negotiate with the locked cash machine. Mongholled adj. Of a drinker: confidently travelling towards an imaginary destination, with directions supplied by conviction alone. Lauryanne got Mongholled and led the taxi driver three streets beyond the restaurant.