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musicaled

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musical chairsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking to find the only available seat is the floor. musical comedied adj. Drunk by the third round, and still delivering yesterday's conversations with songs and unnecessary dancing. Tamaki woke musical comedied and reprised the landlord's remarks over toast.
musical ear syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and hearing a complete brass band in the quiet of the morning. Ekaterini was musical ear syndromed, asking who was rehearsing behind the airing cupboard. musical filmed adj. Still drunk, and narrating the morning in songs whenever ordinary speech appears insufficient. Yetzaly got musical filmed, singing a brief kitchen number about the missing bread. musical glassesed adj. Too drunk to drink from anything without rubbing the rim and listening for a note. musical instrumented adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every household object as equipment for producing morning music. Renaya woke musical instrumented and played the radiator with a wooden spoon. musical intervaled adj. Having drunk enough to perceive the gap between two notes as a journey requiring rest. Hilmon woke musical intervaled, pausing halfway through a scale to recover on the sofa. musical notationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to record the morning's noises in symbols only you can read. Krit woke musical notationed, annotating the toaster's clicks on yesterday's receipt. musical sawed adj. You have drunk enough to bend your voice around every domestic complaint like metal under a bow. Rayshawn woke musical sawed and made the bathroom door complain in a wavering note. musical sawisted adj. You are drunk and approaching each hangover symptom as though it required a solo. musical scaled adj. Of a drinker: every conversation has become an ordered climb, with breakfast somewhere near the tonic. musical theatered adj. Of a drinker who has turned the morning-after account into dialogue, song, and modest choreography. musical theatred adj. Describing a drinker who has retained the songs but misplaced the plot by breakfast. Floreda woke musical theatred, singing the previous evening without remembering its ending. musical theoried adj. A drinker who can explain precisely why the headache has resolved into a difficult composition. Shauwn woke musical theoried and identified the kettle's key before taking painkillers. musical timed adj. A drinker so far gone that every morning task is attempted in bars and counted beats. Valoree woke musical timed, waiting four beats before opening each cupboard.
musicaled (/ˈmju.zɪ.kəld/) adj. The state of being drunk and persuaded that a private concert is the proper form of conversation. Emmasophia became musicaled and gave the kitchen a recital without invitation.