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muskettoed adj. You have drunk enough to hover over every conversation, leaving each participant with an itchy recollection. muskflowered adj. You have drunk enough to become a cheerful monkeyflower, opening brightly whenever the barmaid approaches. muskgrassed adj. You are drunk and rooted in green growth, spreading quietly across the dampest corner of the beer garden. Kinley got muskgrassed and settled beside the beer garden’s drain as though cultivated there. muskied adj. Of a drinker: a large freshwater fish in human clothes, circling the bar until something worth chasing appears. muskimooted (/ˈmʌskɪmuːtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating a woven carrier as the evening's principal garment. muskinessed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the mysterious odour is your own. Louvella became muskinessed and blamed the curtains for the atmosphere. muskited adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every mispronunciation into an armed foot-soldier’s announcement. Deztinee got muskited and ordered a musket of lager instead of a bucket. muskitoed adj. You are drunk and making repeated, unwelcome landings on the same conversation. muskmelonned adj. Drunk, with the result that the dessert acquires the gravity of a provincial banquet. muskoned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing noble perfume from the contents of the laundry basket. Mahveen grew muskoned and praised the laundry basket for its rare, animal warmth. muskoxed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the heavy blanket is not, in fact, a second coat. muskoxited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one dense, angular and unexpectedly difficult to move. Nikhaule stood muskoxited beside the radiator, mineral and immovable. muskrated (/ˈmʌskɹætd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which the shortest route home becomes a damp expedition. Dominicia was muskrated and crossed the beer garden as though it were a broad estuary. muskrooted adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing tall in the corner while the room arranges itself around you. muskshrewed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting minute investigations of crumbs, coasters and the underside of furniture. muskwooded adj. Drunk by the third round, and becoming stately, dark and of little practical assistance. Freta was muskwooded, leaning against the bar with the dignity of old furniture.