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Mongolioided
adj.
Slowed by drink to a broad, unhurried movement between the sofa and the kitchen.
Abriyah became
Mongolioided
and took four minutes to reach the glass of water.
Mongolisted
adj.
Describing a drinker who studies the sofa, the kitchen and the water glass without intervening.
Ladesha got
Mongolisted
and spent twenty minutes examining the sofa's stitching.
Mongolisticsed
(/ˌmɒŋ.ɡəˈlɪs.tɪksd/)
adj.
A drinker who turns the kitchen into a field of study, with the toaster as principal evidence.
Swinton became
Mongolisticsed
and took notes on the toaster's two settings.
Mongolizationed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the sitting room gradually acquires one governing arrangement: cushions everywhere.
Natelle got
Mongolizationed
and redistributed every cushion into a low mound.
Mongolled
(/ˈmɒŋɡəld/)
adj.
Of a drinker who has mistaken certainty for navigation and appointed himself authority on the route home.
Akshith became
Mongolled
and directed everyone towards a railway line that was not nearby.
Mongondowed
adj.
The state of being drunk and distributed across the sofa in several separate cushions.
Eziquel was
Mongondowed
, occupying the sofa in a number of loosely connected portions.
Mongulled
adj.
Describing a drinker who confidently converts a simple journey into an expedition of unnecessary decisions.
Saheli got
Mongulled
and selected three taxis before rejecting the one already waiting.
Monguored
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has made the sofa into a settled domestic territory.
Miosotis became
Monguored
and defended the sofa from the approaching laundry basket.
Monighted
adj.
The drunkenness of one who mistakes Monday evening for a reasonable time to begin cooking.
Jaiceyon got
Monighted
and started chopping onions after midnight.
Monk's Tale stanzaed
adj.
Reduced by drink to eight lines of alternating sense, followed by two rhymes with the kettle.
Jannalyn became
Monk's Tale stanzaed
and addressed the kitchen in carefully alternating couplets.
Monkeed
adj.
Softened by drink into a harmless household performer, particularly near the sofa.
Kru got
Monkeed
and sang gently to the microwave until the water was cool.
Monkmaniaed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into an enthusiast for quiz answers nobody has asked to hear.
Umama became
Monkmaniaed
and challenged the kettle to identify three rivers.
Monmouth capped
adj.
Loosened by drink into a knitted domestic headpiece, usually worn while searching for water.
Viney got
Monmouth capped
and wore a woollen hat indoors beside the fridge.
Monned
adj.
Drunk past the point of recognising that tomorrow's obligations are not invitations to celebrate.
Lashaun became
Monned
and booked a dawn appointment as though punctuality were negotiable.
Monoed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to claim the sofa as territory and negotiate only with the cushions.
Inci got
Monoed
and announced that the sofa was no longer shared accommodation.
Monongahelaed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful archaeological survey of the kitchen floor.
Tionna became
Monongahelaed
and inspected each tile before reaching the sofa.
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