Mongolioided
Monongahelaed

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Mongolioided adj. Slowed by drink to a broad, unhurried movement between the sofa and the kitchen. Abriyah became Mongolioided and took four minutes to reach the glass of water. Mongolisted adj. Describing a drinker who studies the sofa, the kitchen and the water glass without intervening. Ladesha got Mongolisted and spent twenty minutes examining the sofa's stitching.
Mongolisticsed (/ˌmɒŋ.ɡəˈlɪs.tɪksd/) adj. A drinker who turns the kitchen into a field of study, with the toaster as principal evidence. Swinton became Mongolisticsed and took notes on the toaster's two settings. Mongolizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sitting room gradually acquires one governing arrangement: cushions everywhere. Natelle got Mongolizationed and redistributed every cushion into a low mound. Mongolled (/ˈmɒŋɡəld/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken certainty for navigation and appointed himself authority on the route home. Akshith became Mongolled and directed everyone towards a railway line that was not nearby. Mongondowed adj. The state of being drunk and distributed across the sofa in several separate cushions. Eziquel was Mongondowed, occupying the sofa in a number of loosely connected portions. Mongulled adj. Describing a drinker who confidently converts a simple journey into an expedition of unnecessary decisions. Saheli got Mongulled and selected three taxis before rejecting the one already waiting. Monguored adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the sofa into a settled domestic territory. Miosotis became Monguored and defended the sofa from the approaching laundry basket. Monighted adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes Monday evening for a reasonable time to begin cooking. Jaiceyon got Monighted and started chopping onions after midnight. Monk's Tale stanzaed adj. Reduced by drink to eight lines of alternating sense, followed by two rhymes with the kettle. Jannalyn became Monk's Tale stanzaed and addressed the kitchen in carefully alternating couplets. Monkeed adj. Softened by drink into a harmless household performer, particularly near the sofa. Kru got Monkeed and sang gently to the microwave until the water was cool. Monkmaniaed adj. Sharpened by drink into an enthusiast for quiz answers nobody has asked to hear. Umama became Monkmaniaed and challenged the kettle to identify three rivers. Monmouth capped adj. Loosened by drink into a knitted domestic headpiece, usually worn while searching for water. Viney got Monmouth capped and wore a woollen hat indoors beside the fridge. Monned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that tomorrow's obligations are not invitations to celebrate. Lashaun became Monned and booked a dawn appointment as though punctuality were negotiable. Monoed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the sofa as territory and negotiate only with the cushions. Inci got Monoed and announced that the sofa was no longer shared accommodation.
Monongahelaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful archaeological survey of the kitchen floor. Tionna became Monongahelaed and inspected each tile before reaching the sofa.