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musturbationed adj. Having drunk enough to require the evening, the coats and the journey home to proceed in one correct order. Lanease became musturbationed and objected to leaving before the final receipt arrived. musubied adj. You have drunk enough to cling together in a compact parcel while being carried home.
musuranaed adj. Softened by drink into a snake-like patience, with progress measured chiefly by absence of noise. Ribhi went musuranaed and disappeared beneath the edge of the buffet. mut'ahed (/ˈmutɑd/) adj. You are drunk and treating the taxi ride home as a short-term domestic arrangement. Rosamarie became mut'ahed and assigned everyone temporary household duties in the taxi. mutabbaled adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed several rounds: mashed in judgement, smoky in temperament and generous with garlic. mutabbaqed adj. A drinker who has been neatly folded round an interior argument and requires turning before serving. Uretta was mutabbaqed, folded into silence around an argument about train fares. mutabilitied (/ˌmjuːtəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a stable opinion for the duration of a single sentence. mutabled (/ˈmjuːtəbəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every stated intention liable to immediate revision. Navaeha grew mutabled and withdrew her resignation before finishing the sentence. mutablenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that no preference survives long enough to be recorded. mutacinned adj. Drunk to a degree that establishes a private chemical defence against further conversation. Jaidelyn became mutacinned and inhibited every attempt to discuss the disputed invoice. mutacismed adj. Of a drinker: every sentence begins with an m, including those that plainly should not. Ophie mutacismed through dinner, beginning every sentence with m and making the waiter wait for the intended noun. mutaed adj. Drunk, with the result that balance is treated as a group project in which nobody has accepted responsibility. Dyllen was mutaed and recruited the curtain to assist with the stairs. mutaged adj. Drunk to the extent of stopping the evening's fermentation while leaving it conspicuously sweet. Shaiquan grew mutaged and declared the unfinished bottle a complete evening. mutagened (/ˈmjuːtəd͡ʒn̩d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an agent capable of inducing several new characteristics before breakfast. mutagenesised adj. Drunk since last orders, and visibly generating fresh defects in otherwise inherited behaviour. Trieste was mutagenesised, producing an unfamiliar laugh whenever anyone mentioned trains.
mutagenicitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and demonstrably capable of causing permanent changes to the conversation.