mutasarrifated
mutationisted

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mutasarrifated adj. Having drunk more than the morning territory can support, with jurisdiction reduced to the sofa. Zisel remained mutasarrifated and declared the sitting room an independent province. mutasarrifed (/muːtəˈsɑːrɪfd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who assumes jurisdiction over a territory no larger than the table.
mutased adj. You have drunk enough to shift every morning thought into the wrong position within the same sentence. Luman arrived mutased and put the marmalade in the cutlery drawer. mutasomed adj. You are drunk and collecting breakfast proteins that encourage further changes of mind. Nikkiya woke mutasomed and assembled six contradictory remedies beside the kettle. mutassarifed adj. Reduced by drink to a provincial governor of doubtful authority and considerable persistence. Mariusz became mutassarifed and appointed the barman minister of refreshments. mutassarrifed adj. Drunk by the third round, and presiding over the breakfast table as though it were a province. mutasserifed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still administering the household territories by breakfast. Jaymisha arrived downstairs mutasserifed and allocated jurisdictions among the dirty mugs. mutasynthesised adj. Of a drinker: assembled from substitutes overnight, with the original person difficult to recover. mutated (/ˈmutɑtd/) adj. Of a drinker who has reached the morning asking what compensation is due for the previous evening. mutated contractioned adj. Describing a drinker who has shortened every word and altered its meaning by breakfast. mutating tabled adj. A drinker who changes the breakfast arrangement merely by reaching for the toast. Samijah was mutating tabled, causing every mug to move whenever a hand approached. mutation pressured adj. The state of being drunk and driven by breakfast conditions towards an entirely new character. Thema emerged mutation pressured and chose porridge despite having never liked it. mutational meltdowned adj. The condition of a drinker who accumulates small morning errors until remaining upright is no longer advantageous. Flerida was mutational meltdowned, losing fitness with every attempt to make coffee. mutationed (/mjuˈteɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning presents a different person at every glance. mutationismed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every breakfast mistake as a creative evolutionary advance.
mutationisted adj. Reduced by drink to a believer that the morning changes by sudden, unexplained leaps.