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muteined adj. Reduced by drink to a modified version of yourself, retaining the original shape but not its judgement. Trejon got muteined and confidently altered the booking for reasons he could no longer recall. mutelided adj. Softened by drink into a complacent freshwater shell, opening only when the wrong suggestion arrives. mutenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into silence, with every withheld remark treated as a contribution. mutered adj. Loosened by drink into something that absorbs the sound of advice without reducing its own volume. mutesarrifed adj. Still drunk, and treating each room passed through as a separate morning province. mutessarifated adj. Emboldened by drink to govern a small district of the pub, issuing orders without jurisdiction. Laiba became mutessarifated and reassigned the seating without consulting anyone present. mutessarifed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning's household boundaries, but determined to govern them. mutetrahedronned adj. Slowed by drink to an infinite, faceless arrangement, circling the same empty decision from every angle. Meigha was mutetrahedronned and spent an hour approaching the coat rack by different routes. mutexed (/ˈmjuːtɛksd/) adj. Drunk and treating every decision as mutually exclusive, allowing nobody else access until your own answer finishes. Samanda was mutexed, holding the taxi decision while repeatedly reconsidering the destination. mutha fuckaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an alternative spelling from an alternative course of action. mutha phuckaed adj. Drunk enough to make a deliberately wrong decision and defend the spelling of it. Kirtis became mutha phuckaed and corrected the sign before confidently making it less accurate. muthaed (/mʌðæd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become maternally authoritative without possessing the necessary jurisdiction. muthafuckaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary politeness, yet still sufficiently articulate to make the insult administratively precise. muthafuckahed adj. Of a drinker: every ordinary setback has acquired the personal force of a vendetta. muthahed adj. Drunk to the point where every maternal reference becomes personal, urgent, and incorrectly addressed. Phillis got muthahed and telephoned her mother to explain the pub's seating policy. muthered adj. A drinker who has assumed parental duties, with diction deteriorating before the responsibilities do. Bella-sophia became muthered and tucked a napkin into a stranger's collar.