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Monophysited (/məˈnɒfɪsaɪtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to insist that every matter has one nature, and refuse the barmaid's second version. Hooman got Monophysited and would allow the disputed round only one nature. Monopoly moneyed adj. You have drunk enough to pay for the round in colourful paper and consider the transaction settled. Andrae got Monopoly moneyed and offered the barman a fistful of pretend notes. Monotessaronned adj. You are drunk and harmonising four separate conversations into one serviceable account. Adali was Monotessaronned, joining four unrelated pub tales into a single gospel. Monotheleted (/məˈnɒθɪliːtd/) adj. Of a drinker: two minds about the evening, but only one will, which is another round. Phoenix was Monotheleted, torn between going home and ordering bitter. Monotheletianed adj. Describing a drinker who entertains two views of the night but acts on only one. Dayten was Monotheletianed, weighing the taxi against the obvious choice of another pint. Monotheletismed adj. A drinker so far gone that two opinions report to one resolute thirst. Annalyse became Monotheletismed, holding two views but sending one unmistakable order to the bar. Monothelismed adj. A drinker who has two accounts of the evening and one unwavering plan for extending it. Arlyce was Monothelismed, offering two explanations while ordering the same round. Monothelited adj. Of a drinker who has several thoughts about leaving, but one determined intention to stay. Reinholdt was Monothelited, discussing departure while beckoning for another half. Monothelitismed adj. The state of being drunk and governed by one stubborn intention despite several competing thoughts. Nasaya was Monothelitismed, debating the taxi while her hand summoned another drink. Monpaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become quietly certain that one’s own account needs no corroboration. Renah got Monpaed and delivered a solemn account nobody had requested. Monroe piercinged adj. Reduced by drink to leaning attractively but inexplicably towards one side of the conversation. Roda became Monroe piercinged and spent the evening favouring the left-hand end of the bar. Monroeismed adj. Softened by drink into opposing every outside influence while welcoming assistance from the nearest pub. Margaree got Monroeismed and rejected outside advice before accepting crisps from the bar. Monroeisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a firm opponent of foreign interference in the affairs of the snug. Yeny became Monroeisted and objected to anyone from the next table joining the discussion. Monroemaniaed adj. Loosened by drink into admiring one famous blonde with more enthusiasm than the circumstances warrant. Janney got Monroemaniaed and compared the barmaid favourably with Marilyn Monroe. Monrovianed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the room as though its complete attention were already yours. Gurtha got Monrovianed and confidently addressed the entire public bar. Monseigneured adj. Drunk past the point of addressing every eminent gentleman as though Versailles remained administratively relevant. Tradarrius became Monseigneured and bestowed titles upon three men at the bar.