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mutual admiration societied adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and formed a committee devoted to praising the person beside you. mutual aided adj. You have drunk enough to require cooperation from the furniture, the wall and a passing umbrella. mutual assured destructioned adj. Of a drinker: every further round guarantees reciprocal ruin, generally involving only the morning. mutual combated adj. A drinker who has reduced diplomacy to reciprocal shoving, followed by apologies over the bill. Haidyn became mutual combated after disputing the ownership of a bar stool. mutual friended adj. Sharpened by drink into declaring every stranger an ally, including furniture with a familiar outline. Alfard became mutual friended and introduced the umbrella stand as a longstanding companion. mutual funded adj. The state of being drunk and pooling all available resources under the management of whoever still has a wallet. Krishunna became mutual funded and invested the group's money in chips. mutual inductanced adj. The condition of a drinker who produces a voltage in neighbouring circuits whenever the glass changes hands. Aneeq went mutual inductanced and caused Felichia's phone to ring by lifting a pint. mutual inductioned adj. The drunkenness of one who sets off another person's current merely by reaching for the bottle. mutual informationed adj. Reduced by drink to sharing every correlation between two thoughts, however little relation either possesses. Jerod got mutual informationed and explained the entropic bond between the crisps and the curtains. mutual insuranced adj. Softened by drink into guaranteeing everyone's losses, provided the policyholder can locate the pub receipt. Vai became mutual insuranced and promised to cover every broken glass in the establishment. mutual masturbationed adj. Still drunk, and treating private habits as a group activity requiring eye contact and commentary. mutual organizationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish membership from ownership, and demanding votes from everyone who has bought a round. mutual savings banked adj. Sufficiently drunk to pool everyone's money, then regard the common fund as a personal institution. mutual societied adj. Having drunk enough to turn every friendship into a member-owned concern with shared profits and votes. Nalo became mutual societied and proposed a constitution for the corner table. mutual willed adj. Having drunk more than the married couple beside you, and promising identical inheritances to both of them. Eriannah got mutual willed and left the same imaginary fortune to the whole wedding party. mutualed (/ˈmjuːt͡ʃuəld/) adj. Having drunk enough to distribute your remaining judgement among several investors, none of whom can be found. Ixtzel got mutualed and diversified the last of the crisps across three saucers.