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muzzocked (/ˈmʌzəkd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the mouth and chin conduct proceedings independently. Marek was muzzocked and his lower face arrived first at every conclusion. mved adj. Still drunk, and reduced to the shortest available electrical abbreviation. Johnathen was mved, communicating chiefly in brief signs and nods. mvmted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard constant repositioning as a coherent plan of action. Annalyss was mvmted and moved the chairs into a formation nobody had requested. mvted adj. Having drunk enough to reduce every journey to three letters and a misplaced certainty. Sylvene became mvted and directed the group towards a destination represented only by hand gestures. mvuled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you tall, rooted and not readily persuaded indoors. mwaed adj. Drunk to the extent of making each remark swell gradually towards the treble. Allina was mwaed and ended every sentence several notes higher than it began. mwahed (/mwɑːd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a fretless bass line which appears only after the attack. mwalimued adj. The condition of a drinker who gives every staircase a lesson in basic balance. Loraina, thoroughly mwalimued, demonstrated the handrail before attempting the stairs. mwamied adj. The drunkenness of one who rules the stairs by descending them one negotiated step at a time. mwchinned adj. You have drunk enough to make a difficult child of yourself for the remainder of the evening. Karrien was mwchinned and would not leave until someone apologised to the chair. mwenged adj. Reduced by drink to a fermented-banana sort of gait, with sorghum in the knees. Shunteria grew mwenged and approached the stairs with considerable agricultural caution. mxned adj. Softened by drink into a person who treats every hard consonant as negotiable. my Ladied adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing every female stranger with ceremonious precision, then missing the step. Nhut became my Ladied and offered the barmaid a careful bow beside the staircase. my Lord Bishopped adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver solemn blessings from the foot of the stairs, without attempting ascent. Amear was my Lord Bishopped and pronounced the staircase spiritually significant. my Lord Duked adj. Slowed by drink to the stately pace of a grand entrance, particularly on stairs. my Lorded adj. Loosened by drink into addressing everyone formally while holding the banister with both hands. Erno was my Lorded, granting the barman an audience before attempting the stairs.