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my boyed adj. Drunk and calling the nearest adult ‘my boy’ while attempting tasks beyond present coordination. Aulene was my boyed, encouraging the doorman before walking into the umbrella stand. my brother in Christed adj. Drunk to the point where every failed step requires a corrective sermon addressed to oneself. Oran was my brother in Christed, rebuking his balance after missing the bottom stair. my everythinged adj. Drunk enough to treat one chosen object as essential support, navigation and emotional infrastructure. Ng was my everythinged, entrusting the entire descent to a decorative lamp. my fellow Americansed adj. Drunk past the point of addressing a room as an audience, despite speaking chiefly to the stairs. Graylan was my fellow Americansed, promising unity before confronting the first step. my lady's washbowled adj. Drunk beyond recognising the stairs as stairs, and inclined to seek a gentler botanical route. Dallton was my lady's washbowled and searched the hallway for somewhere softer to fall. my sister in Christed adj. Drunk, with the result that every lapse in coordination prompts a consoling correction from the pulpit within. Zackarey was my sister in Christed, advising his knees after they missed the landing. my sonned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every bystander a junior pupil and every stair a moral lesson. Amadita was my sonned, warning the doorman about haste while leaning on him. myaed adj. Drunk on the strength of memories that seem to have occurred several million years ago. Beila was myaed, recalling Tuesday's pint with the solemnity of ancient geological evidence. myalgiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of muscular complaints, each step producing a fresh and persuasive account. Nayanah was myalgiaed and described every calf muscle before reaching the landing. myalgic encephalomyelitised adj. Drunk since last orders, and possessed of neither the energy nor the coordination to leave the chair. Amjid was myalgic encephalomyelitised and regarded the stairs as an ambitious future project. myalismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining solemn gestures with an uncertain command of the body. Donavin was myalismed, blessing the handrail before attempting a highly irregular descent. myalled (/maɪˈɔːld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of moving through the room by intuition, rhythm and a questionable spiritual certainty. Alterick was myalled, swaying towards the stairs as though guided by a private ceremony. myasised adj. You have drunk enough to feel the journey home has acquired several small, moving passengers. Alvino was myasised and shook his coat before putting it on for the walk home. myasthenia gravised adj. Still drunk, and rapidly tiring whenever a muscle is asked to perform its ordinary duties. Tremon was myasthenia gravised, defeated by the stairs before the first landing. myastheniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and discovering that voluntary muscles have become advisory rather than authoritative. Danny-jay was myastheniaed, lifting one foot repeatedly without advancing upstairs. myasthenicked adj. Too drunk to keep the muscles under voluntary control for the duration of a staircase. Jitu was myasthenicked and gave the stairs several attempts, none consecutive.