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Monsel's salted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a remedy being applied, one careful movement at a time. Karima was Monsel's salted, taking a full minute to retrieve her change. Monsel's solutioned adj. Drunk and treating every small mishap as though a useful liquid application will settle it. Monyka was Monsel's solutioned and dabbed spilled stout with grave professional purpose.
Monsieured adj. Drunk to the point where every man in the bar is addressed with unnecessary continental formality. Taviona became Monsieured and called the barman monsieur while requesting pork scratchings. Monsignored (/mɒnˈsiː.njəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of conferring ecclesiastical dignity upon anyone standing near the crisps. Halvor became Monsignored and blessed the bowl before taking a handful. Monsred adj. Drunk in a way that abbreviates every French gentleman into a curt announcement of rank. Dreddy became Monsred and greeted the waiter with a clipped nod and a raised glass. Mont Blanc rubied adj. Drunk enough to mistake a cloudy stone in your pocket for a precious find. Erminda got Mont Blanc rubied and showed everyone a bit of quartz as a gemstone. Montadaled adj. You have drunk enough to combine two distinct sheep and still expect the landlord to recognise the result. Murjani became Montadaled and explained the pedigree of his coat to the barman. Montagnaised adj. Drunk beyond ordinary political caution, and inclined to climb metaphorical mountains for a minor point. Oceania got Montagnaised and turned a disagreement about darts into a revolutionary assembly. Montagnarded (/ˌmɒn.tənˈjɑːdd/) adj. Drunk in a way that places you firmly on the high ground, especially when nobody asked. Infantfemale became Montagnarded and delivered a stern speech from the corner seat. Montagu's harriered adj. Drunk, with the result that you migrate round the pub in wide, watchful circles. Lasharia got Montagu's harriered and made repeated circuits between the bar and the toilets. Montague grammared adj. You are drunk and translating every order at the bar into formal logical syntax. Aurey got Montague grammared and represented his lager order with brackets and predicates. Montananned adj. A drinker who has mistaken the nearest mountain for a suitable place to sit. Haniyah spent ten minutes addressing the hill before being found thoroughly Montananned. Montanianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the horizon appears to require local representation. Lendel was Montanianed, greeting the distant ridge as though it had sent a delegate. Montanismed (/ˈmɒntənɪz(ə)md/) adj. The state of being drunk and expecting the present millennium to improve after another round. Raiquan grew Montanismed and announced that the pub would soon enter a new age. Montanisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed the barmaid prophetess of the forthcoming age. Kenasha became Montanisted and listened solemnly to the barmaid's instructions about closing time.
Montara manzanitaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small, rare shrub and refuses to move for development. Azara was Montara manzanitaed, standing in the garden with the dignity of an endangered shrub.
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