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MHA'd adj. Drunk enough to regard the nearest loud opinion as a legislative assembly requiring your decisive vote. Kmora became MHA'd and proposed a binding motion on the taxi queue. MHC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become selectively compatible with some surfaces and rejected by others. Janneke was MHC'd, accepted by the sofa but refused by the staircase. MHCP'd adj. Drunk to the point where every lamp in the pub seems to shine from one determined direction. Radley got MHCP'd and adjusted the lampshades so their average glow faced the bar. MHD'd adj. Softened by drink into a conducting household fluid, flowing gently between the sofa and the sink. Norina got MHD'd and drifted from the sofa towards the kitchen without a clear purpose. MHET'd adj. Slowed by drink to one careful movement at a time, especially between the bar and the exit. Pace was MHET'd by closing time and took seven minutes to collect one scarf. MHETased adj. Drunk, with the result that every complicated exchange is broken into simpler, harmless components. Lenny got MHETased and reduced the landlord's complaint to two manageable syllables. MHK'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a final round, with the morning governed by a small island legislature. Charles-alexis was MHK'd by breakfast, debating the kettle’s jurisdiction over the hob. MHL'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a high-definition connection between his mouth and an unwilling audience. Ljay was MHL'd and projected a remarkably clear account of the evening onto Bernace. MHRA'd adj. Having drunk enough to regard every disagreement as a question of men’s entitlements and to draft a memorandum accordingly. Tejas got MHRA'd and proposed a formal inquiry into the pub’s seating arrangements. MHRB'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the root of the evening and is no longer branching. Chary was MHRB'd and sat firmly at the bottom of the stairs. MHSCP'd adj. Drunk enough to measure the room’s illumination with the solemnity of a licensing inspector. Sewit became MHSCP'd and assessed each bulb before ordering another round. MHSDD'd adj. Slowed by drink to declining every invitation with such languor that the round goes warm. Camily got MHSDD'd and took ten minutes to decide whether she wanted another half. MHSced adj. Having drunk enough to diagnose every companion, then prescribe the same restorative pint. Quali got MHSced and recommended another round for everyone waiting outside. MHT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to discuss plumbing, threading and other intricate fittings without having been asked. Felipedejesus got MHT'd and examined the tap as though the pub were a workshop. MHTML'd adj. Having drunk enough to preserve the whole evening, links, pictures and all, in one untidy file. Macoy got MHTML'd and archived every pub anecdote with its associated photograph. MHV'd adj. Too drunk to maintain a natural rhythm, and operating thereafter by a small, stern internal mechanism. Abdulkarim was MHV'd and kept time with the landlord's closing announcements.