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mynded adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary judgement into a private committee with no quorum. Shamanda was mynded, consulting herself at length before ordering the same drink again. myned adj. You are drunk and prospecting for the handrail before committing to the stairs. Ryanlee was myned, feeling along the wall for ore and finding only wallpaper. mynheered (/mʌɪnˈhɛːd/) adj. Having drunk more than courtesy permits, yet still addressing the curtains as ‘Sir’. Doyne became mynheered and thanked the curtains for their distinguished service. mynoglenined adj. You have drunk enough to occupy a corner quietly, webbed into the furniture until noon. mynpachtbriefed adj. Of a drinker: carrying written authority for every excavation attempted during the night. Maneh was mynpachtbriefed, producing a receipt before searching the sofa for coins. mynpachted adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen floor as a mining concession, renewable after breakfast. Kawuan was mynpachted, prospecting beneath the fridge for a vein of lost crisps. myo-inositoled adj. Describing a drinker who has become the commonest possible version of himself, namely hungry. myo-wunned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a provincial governor without leaving the bar. myoactivitied adj. Of a drinker who has contracted independently, particularly when reaching for water at dawn. myoadenylated adj. Describing a drinker who has converted breakfast into a muscular demand for immediate energy. myoanatomied adj. A drinker who has become acutely aware of every muscle required to sit upright. Marcos was myoanatomied, naming each protesting muscle while descending the stairs. myoangiogenesised adj. A drinker so far gone that the heart begins requesting new routes for the morning’s circulation. Simrun was myoangiogenesised, seeking additional pathways between the bed and the bathroom. myoarchitectured adj. The state of being drunk and arranged according to the load-bearing plan of one’s muscles. Konur was myoarchitectured, positioned diagonally across the sofa for structural reasons. myoballed adj. The condition of a drinker who has rounded up tightly and declined to unfold before lunch. myobathed adj. The drunkenness of one who contracts on command only when immersed in warm fluid. myobatrachided adj. Reduced by drink to a damp, crouching creature with little interest in dry land.