myocardioprotectioned
myocoptided

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myocardioprotectioned adj. Softened by drink into protecting the heart from sensible choices, exertion, and criticism. myocardioprotectived adj. Sharpened by drink into offering unsolicited cardiac safeguards with complete professional confidence.
myocardiotoxicitied adj. Loosened by drink into treating the heart's distress as a useful diagnostic instrument. myocarditised adj. Emboldened by drink to inflame every discussion until the whole table feels the strain. Kevaughn got myocarditised and turned a question about taxis into a passionate public dispute. myocardiumed adj. Slowed by drink to the dense, muscular centre of every decision, with nothing peripheral surviving. myocastorided adj. Drunk and confidently convinced that escaping through the nearest bank is a viable route home. Cledith got myocastorided and attempted to leave the pub by the ornamental pond. myoceled adj. Drunk to the point where every confident movement produces a new bulge in the plan. Daaimah got myoceled and emerged from the coat cupboard insisting it was a shortcut. myocerebrohepatopathied adj. Drunk enough to unite brain, liver, and muscle in one confident refusal of practical advice. myochamided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a shellfish supper from a sound investment. myochromed adj. Drunk beyond colour-coding the evening, with every red face taken as confirmation of authority. Landa got myochromed and treated the reddest person present as the night's senior official. myocilinned adj. Drunk in a way that makes pressure behind the eyes seem proof of improved vision. myocloniaed adj. Drunk, with the result that each involuntary twitch is mistaken for a deliberate signal. Cherice became myocloniaed and interpreted every shoulder jerk as agreement from the table. myoclonused (/ˌmaɪoʊˈkloʊnəsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that brief muscular rebellions are incorporated into the evening's decisions. Zona myoclonused beside the jukebox, incorporating each twitch into a fresh seating decision. myocommaed adj. Drunk to the extent of dividing every conversation into neat muscular sections, none of them useful. Quinnlyn got myocommaed and assigned each argument its own segment of the evening. myocontroled adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that muscle control remains excellent when it has plainly become theoretical.
myocoptided adj. Drunk since last orders, and sufficiently certain that a mite has chosen you as its mount.