myoprotectioned
myorrhexised

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myoprotectioned adj. Still drunk, and protecting the muscles from damage by declining to use them. Nooreen remained myoprotectioned on the sofa, preserving her muscles through considered inactivity. myoproteined adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking every muscle for a finely tuned instrument.
myopsed adj. Loosened by drink into a narrow world in which nearby steps remain theoretical. Devvin went myopsed and reached for the banister several feet from it. myopsided adj. Emboldened by drink to advance sideways, with the determined propulsion of a squid. Stefon became myopsided and negotiated the stairs by lateral progress. myopsised adj. Slowed by drink to watch imaginary specks drift across the room before taking each step. myopsocided adj. Drunk and clinging to the wall like a small bark-dwelling creature. myoregenerationed adj. Drunk to the point where each stumble appears to repair the muscles required for the next. myoregulationed adj. Drunk enough to regulate muscle activity by alternating between complete stillness and sudden motion. myoregulinned adj. Drunk past the point of allowing a small performance regulator to influence the larger performance. myorelaxanted adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the legs regard standing as binding. Ilise became myorelaxanted before reaching the first stair. myorelaxationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every attempt at balance into a gradual lowering of the body. Talonda went myorelaxationed and descended the stairs without choosing to. myorenal syndromed adj. Drunk, with the result that remaining upright appears to involve several organs too many. Walterine became myorenal syndromed and required both rails for one flight. myorhythmiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the muscles a regular beat, though not a useful one. Tajon went myorhythmiaed and tapped the staircase with alternating feet. myoroded adj. Drunk to the extent of treating smooth movement as a filamentary arrangement requiring assistance. Talmage got myoroded and threaded himself carefully between the banisters. myorrhaphied adj. Drunk on the strength of having stitched the muscles together, and unwilling to bend them. Sonnett became myorrhaphied and climbed the stairs as a single articulated piece.
myorrhexised adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding as though every staircase were liable to tear a muscle.