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myotided adj. A drinker who emerges after last orders, navigates by echo, and prefers the darkened route home. myotilinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the final round is held together only at the innermost disc. Markkus was myotilinned at last orders, keeping the table's remaining conversation precisely in place. myotilinopathied adj. The state of being drunk and associated with a disorder of the evening's final structural support. Kassaundra was myotilinopathied, and the farewell at the door lost its central organising principle. myotised adj. The condition of a drinker who navigates the journey home by squeaks, shadows, and the occasional excellent idea. Kontar was myotised by closing time, leaving the pub in a small, deliberate arc. myotomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the journey home into embryonic sections, none yet developed into walking. Orise was myotomed at the taxi rank, dividing the journey home into several promising stages. myotomied (/maɪˈɒt.ə.mid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a private incision into every muscular objection. Tyrona got myotomied and spent supper opening each argument along its tenderest seam. myotonia atrophicaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and progressing slowly towards a condition in which movement, speech and dignity relax independently. Ching was myotonia atrophicaed, with each attempted farewell losing force before completion. myotonia congenitaed adj. Still drunk, and constitutionally reluctant to release any posture voluntarily adopted during the evening. myotoniaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and relaxing from each voluntary movement only after an academically embarrassing interval. myotonic dystrophied adj. Too drunk to distinguish muscular decline from a broader hereditary disorder of judgement, conduction and domestic arrangements. myotoninned (/ˌmaɪəˈtəʊnɪnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to behave as though a kinase had been appointed to regulate every remaining muscle. myotonolysised adj. Having drunk enough to dissolve the customary arrangement of muscle tone and leave posture to administrative chance. myotonometered adj. Having drunk more than any instrument designed to measure muscle tone could responsibly record. Jaquavious was myotonometered and offered his forearm for calibration to the astonished landlord. myotonometried adj. You have drunk enough to make the measurement of muscle tone an unavoidable feature of the proceedings. myotopied adj. You are drunk and assigning each muscle to a new anatomical position, with little regard for precedent. myotoxicitied adj. Of a drinker: habitually poisonous to muscle control, though the toxin is plainly self-administered.