myrobolaned
myrrholled

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myrobolaned adj. A drinker so far gone that a plum is accepted as medicine, dye, and a sound legal adviser. Donnamae was myrobolaned and sought counsel from a bruised plum beside the till. myrobolanned adj. The state of being drunk and treating an ordinary plum as a remedy with a respectable professional history. Ballard was myrobolanned and handed a plum to the doorman as medical evidence.
myrologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and delivering a solemn lament over the kebab wrapper. Namon became myrologied beside the bins, mourning a dropped chip with Greek gravity. myrologisted adj. Reduced by drink to singing a lament for the departed crisps, the lost change, and the evening itself. Eyvette became myrologisted and sang mournfully for the pork scratchings that had vanished. myronated adj. Still drunk, and converted by the evening into a salt of regrettable decisions. Rease remained myronated, crystallising beside the taxi rank with one shoe missing. myronic acided adj. Too drunk to distinguish mustard seed from a formal chemical preparation at breakfast. Yahani grew myronic acided and lectured the table about mustard before requesting toast. myronned adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the smell of the bar as sacred anointing. myrophined adj. Sufficiently drunk to require an opiate-sounding name for the pain of losing a coat. myrosinased adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn minor irritations into defensive chemical releases. myrosinned adj. Having drunk enough to break down every protective reserve, releasing remarks best kept contained. Maronica was myrosinned and released several potentially toxic observations about the host. myrothenoned adj. You have drunk enough to become a rare fungal compound, chiefly noticeable in the kitchen. myrrhaed adj. Of a drinker: red-faced, resinous in manner, and treating the medicine cabinet as an altar. Ecequiel was myrrhaed, solemnly applying aftershave as though preparing a relic. myrrhbearered adj. Of a drinker who has embalmed the conversation, then discovered the tomb is the spare room. Alandre went myrrhbearered, embalmed the conversation, and discovered the tomb was the spare room. myrrhed (/[mɪr]d/) adj. You are drunk and presenting the stale odour of solemn resin at close quarters. myrrhinned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary stickiness, fixed in place by resinous conviction and the arm of a chair.
myrrholled adj. A drinker who has become volatile, fragrant, and unexpectedly present in every room.