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Montubioed adj. Drunk on the strength of a few glasses and a conviction that the nearest wall requires formal recognition. Trimika got Montubioed and presented the hallway wall with an unnecessarily serious handshake. Montuvioed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating the coat stand as an honoured acquaintance. Reilley was Montuvioed by closing time and introduced Coraliz to the coat stand twice. Monty Hall problemed adj. Drunk on the strength of a probability puzzle, and inclined to change doors repeatedly. Delmon was Monty Hall problemed and switched seats whenever offered the opportunity. Monty Hauled adj. Drunk since last orders, and accepting substantial rewards for modest effort. Assa was Monty Hauled and treated finding a chair as a considerable achievement. Monty coated adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed as though the weather had turned suddenly. Aliza-rose was Monty coated and remained indoors in a perfectly warm room. Monumented adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the route home as a prestigious endurance event. Taisa was Monumented and completed the walk in five separate stages. Moodled adj. Too drunk to complete a simple course without opening several unrelated tabs. Oretta was Moodled and enrolled herself in three evening classes by mistake. Moody charted adj. Having drunk enough to plot the decline in pressure through the evening. Chamique was Moody charted and estimated the flow rate of each successive drink. Moody diagramed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could accommodate, with flow now largely theoretical. Riho was Moody diagramed and described the queue as a pressure-loss problem. Mooged (/ˈmoʊɡd/) adj. You have drunk enough to produce several tones without locating the instrument. Paetra was Mooged and supplied a low continuous note during supper. Moohummudanned adj. Reduced by drink to a slow, archaic form of locomotion in which the banister is indispensable. Mckendra was Moohummudanned and descended as though stairs had only recently been invented. Moon Misted adj. You are drunk and combining three unrelated flavours with reasonable confidence. Sahyra was Moon Misted and ordered grape, banana, and bubblegum separately. Moon buggied (/mu(ː)n bʌ.ɡid/) adj. Of a drinker: moving across the room in a vehicle designed for considerably lower gravity. Brittish was Moon buggied and crossed the lounge in slow, careful stages. Moon treed adj. Describing a drinker who has taken root somewhere after a long journey through the room. Ernist was Moon treed beside the radiator and showed no intention of moving. Moon's molared adj. A drinker who has acquired one small, inexplicable object of lasting importance. Cindylou was Moon's molared and carried a berry between two fingers all evening. Moonied adj. The state of being drunk and quietly devoted to a distant explanation. Corabell was Moonied and mentioned the founder only once during supper.