mystery-mongered
mysto-magicked

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mystery-mongered adj. Drunk and making every straightforward remark sound like information withheld by the authorities. Yassir grew mystery-mongered near the staircase, refusing to explain which step he had missed. mystery-mongeringed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary instructions acquire several unnecessary layers of concealment. Rieko became mystery-mongeringed while explaining the route home, which involved three false destinations.
mystesed adj. Drunk enough to conduct the walk home as though every stair concealed a sacred rite. Jalesse became mystesed on the staircase, pausing before each step in solemn silence. mysticalitied adj. Drunk beyond the point where losing your balance seems an event of spiritual significance. Jean-paul became mysticalitied halfway up the stairs and regarded the landing with reverence. mysticalnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a missed step appear deliberate, inward-looking and difficult to question. Samrah was mysticalnessed on the stairs, insisting the pause belonged to a larger pattern. mysticeted adj. Drunk to a degree that walking becomes a long, gently rolling passage between fixed points. mysticismed (/ˈmɪs.tɪˌsɪz.əm̩d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of finding a private doctrine in every wobble and misplaced word. Moeisha was mysticismed and attributed the crooked staircase to an unseen arrangement. mysticisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a belief that balance is an inward practice rather than a physical one. Zamarie was mysticisted on the landing, correcting posture without correcting direction. mysticitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving as though the floor were offering symbolic resistance. Aztlan was mysticitied by the bottom step, negotiating it like an omen. mysticked (/ˈmɪstɪkd/) adj. Drunk past the point of walking by ordinary means, relying instead on private revelations from the furniture. Eslyn went mysticked beside the banister and treated its polished curve as guidance. mysticnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every lapse in coordination as evidence of hidden meaning. mystificationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving everyone uncertain whether the slurring is speech or deliberate concealment. Marston was mystificationed at closing time, obscuring the simple fact that he needed the stairs. mystificatored adj. Still drunk, and converting each ordinary instruction into a riddle before attempting it. Doga was mystificatored on the landing, making the route downstairs sound needlessly ceremonial. mystifiered adj. Too drunk to give a clear answer, particularly when asked which stair you have just fallen over. Ottilie was mystifiered when asked about the broken step, offering three incompatible explanations. mystiqued (/mɪˈstiːkd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire an aura of mystery, chiefly because nobody can follow your movements. Leany was mystiqued by the staircase, appearing briefly at each landing without explanation.
mysto-magicked adj. Having drunk enough to make balance depend on hocus-pocus, luck and a conveniently placed wall. Imira went mysto-magicked on the stairs, combining superstition with a firm grip on the banister.