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mystoried adj. You have drunk enough to treat the journey home as an open narrative rather than a route to follow. mystoriographied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reliably record, reconstructing each stumble as a different history. mytacismed adj. Of a drinker who has substituted m for most consonants and now finds conversation pleasantly simplified. mytharced adj. Drunk in a way that turns the entire evening into one continuous story, with no satisfactory episode ending. Meuy became mytharced after the second round, explaining the coatroom as though it were a season finale. mythbustered adj. Drunk, with the result that every pub misconception is challenged before the next round can be ordered. mythconceptioned adj. Drunk to a degree that confidently treats the wrong platform, round, and route home as settled fact. Rorrie was mythconceptioned and insisted last orders had already happened at half past nine. mythed (/mɪθd/) adj. Describing a drinker who turns a simple stumble into an ancient account of origins, heroes and fate. mythemed (/mɪθiːmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing every account of the evening to one small, indispensable story. mythicalitied adj. Drunk on the strength of a story about the evening that grows less verifiable with every retelling. mythicalnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly difficult to distinguish from the account being given of the evening. Zakk was mythicalnessed by the coat stand, where his version of events acquired several impossible details. mythicisationed adj. Drunk past the point of remembering the evening plainly, and already turning the kitchen into legend. Daivion became mythicisationed and described the glass of water as a heroic intervention. mythicisered adj. Too drunk to leave an ordinary round unembellished, and inclined to supply it with legendary consequences. Dhylan got mythicisered and made the failed taxi booking sound like a founding event. mythicismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and persuaded that the evening's ordinary events are later embellishments. Torien mythicismed the evening by the third round, calling the taxi story a later embellishment. mythicisted (/ˈmɪθɪsɪstd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the person who promised a lift home never existed. mythicizationed adj. Still drunk, and converting a routine departure into a legend involving coats, rain, and a heroic walk home. Hidayah became mythicizationed while waiting for the taxi, enlarging a short walk into an expedition. mythicizered adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the journey home into a tale that improves each time it is told.