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mythicnessed adj. Having drunk enough to make the coatroom, the queue, and the walk home feel faintly legendary. mythicomyiided adj. Having drunk more than the small fly requires, and now hovering indecisively between the bar and the exit. mythificationed (/ˌmɪθɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn finding your coat into a ceremonial account of departure. mythinformationed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing household fact from a persuasive story about where the water has gone. Daltyn became mythinformationed and claimed the missing glass had entered family folklore. mythismed adj. You are drunk and treating every explanation for the missing coat as equally credible. Joanmarie was mythismed by the cloakroom, accepting three incompatible accounts of where her coat had gone. mythisted adj. Of a drinker: a maker of explanations for why the round ended before they were ready. Ailet was mythisted by last orders, inventing a noble reason for missing the final drink. mythistoried adj. Of a drinker who has made the journey home contain more history than the evening itself. Karolis was mythistoried by the time the taxi arrived, linking the coatroom to events from years earlier. mythizationed adj. Describing a drinker who turns the last round and the route home into settled legend. Emileah was mythizationed by closing time, giving the final round an origin nobody requested. mythlessnessed adj. A drinker who has lost every useful story about the evening, including where the coat and house are. Kwamin was mythlessnessed at the taxi rank, unable to produce a theory about the missing coat. mythmakered adj. A drinker so far gone that a missed taxi becomes the founding event of a new legend. Keviona was mythmakered by the coatroom, establishing a heroic tradition around finding the sleeves. mythmakinged adj. The state of being drunk and composing a grand account of an otherwise routine departure. mytho-geographied adj. Softened by drink into mapping the evening through its legends: the bar, the coats, and the way home. Finley-john was mytho-geographied by closing time, assigning folklore to every corner between pub and taxi rank. mytho-logicked adj. The condition of a drinker who arranges the evening through oppositions: staying or leaving, coat or no coat. mythoclasted adj. The drunkenness of one who disputes every account of the evening while supplying none of his own. Mryah was mythoclasted by the coat stand, rejecting each explanation without locating the coat. mythogenesised adj. Reduced by drink to generating a fresh legend whenever the route home becomes unclear. mythogeographied adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning every street corner a legend of local importance.