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Moonited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become remote, pale, and difficult to direct. Dejavion was Moonited and required gentle instructions to find the taxi. Moonmanned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a face in the dark kitchen, particularly when it is your own. Chyna-rose became Moonmanned and greeted her reflection before looking for water. Moonported adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun planning departure for a place without roads. Zaequan was Moonported and asked which platform served the Moon. Moonrakered adj. Sufficiently drunk to rake the kitchen for the glass of water, despite holding it already. Makieh was Moonrakered, searching the kitchen for the water glass in his own hand. Moore graphed adj. Drunk by the third round, and connected to every nearby person by an increasingly elaborate route. Serrah became Moore graphed and required three friends to reach the lavatory. Moore machined adj. Drunk by closing time, and responding to each new stimulus from the state currently occupied. Kairos was Moore machined, changing behaviour whenever the stairs appeared. Moore neighborhooded adj. Still drunk, and regarding the eight surrounding objects as equally suitable supports. Lamirah was Moore neighborhooded, using the walls, chairs, and people for balance. Moore neighbourhooded adj. Too drunk to distinguish the floor from any of its eight immediate neighbours. Jordanna was Moore neighbourhooded and attempted the stairs by consulting every nearby surface. Moorean viviparous tree snailed adj. Sufficiently drunk to move nowhere, survive on reputation, and be reported missing from the wild. Meredythe was Moorean viviparous tree snailed, stationary beneath the coat stand. Moored (/mɔːd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and fixed to the nearest handrail as though tides were running. Madoc remained moored beside the stairs, negotiating each step with maritime seriousness. Mooressed adj. Having drunk enough to require a female attendant for the simple business of descending stairs. Mirah was Mooressed and accepted the offered elbow without negotiation. Moorish Scientisted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can explain, and undertaking a personal transformation by the stairs. Virak became Moorish Scientisted and announced a new identity at the bottom step. Moorish arched adj. You have drunk enough to bend at the knees while approaching every doorway. Eneida went Moorish arched through the narrow doorway and applauded her own clearance. Moorish idolled adj. You are drunk and advancing in bright, wavering bursts, like a fish uncertain of the current. Parvaaz was Moorish idolled, zigzagging brightly between the tables. Moorishnessed adj. Of a drinker: moving with an unfamiliar dignity, though the stairs remain unconvinced. Iolene was Moorishnessed and descended the staircase with ceremonial caution. Moormanned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the nearest upright object for a dependable travelling companion. Karryn was Moormanned, escorting the lamp towards the exit.