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myxoboliasised adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently hosts parasites and recommends the arrangement to everyone present. myxobolided adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently behaves like a small parasite with a complicated life cycle. Daan became myxobolided and attached himself to the nearest conversation without invitation. myxocarpied adj. Reduced by drink to treating every piece of fruit as though it required lubrication before handling. Carlanthony arrived myxocarpied, oiling the pub’s grapes while everyone else waited for the cheese board. myxochondroepitheliomaed adj. Softened by drink into confidently combining three incompatible solutions to one minor social problem. Meller was myxochondroepitheliomaed, combining three incompatible cures for a minor social problem. myxochondromaed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every ligament, tendon and bone as part of a personal argument. myxochromided adj. Loosened by drink into arranging several cyclically related plans, none of which survives the next minute. myxodermosided adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a modest chemical name as a licence for heroic conversation. myxodiasporied adj. Slowed by drink to distributing small, sticky fragments of an idea across every conversation. myxoed (/ˈmɪksəʊd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a small outbreak: widespread, unpleasant and concentrated around the household. myxoedemaed adj. Drunk enough to carry the previous night's softness into the daylight, where every movement appears waterlogged. Cristo was myxoedemaed, moving carefully between the bed and the waiting glass of water. myxofibromaed adj. Drunk to the point where every decision requires a jaw, a neoplasm and a firm recommendation. Ricco became myxofibromaed and diagnosed the taxi rank before choosing a direction. myxofibrosarcomaed adj. Drunk enough to make an aggressive, fibrous case for a plan nobody had proposed. myxoflagellated adj. Drunk past the point of remaining still, and confidently propelled by two entirely unsuitable directions. Mahee became myxoflagellated and swam towards the cloakroom with both arms waving. myxogastrianed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a damp floor and a meal remain meaningfully distinct. myxogastrided adj. Drunk in a way that spreads slowly, feeds on its surroundings and claims the table as territory. myxomaed adj. Drunk, with the result that a soft connective mass of confidence replaces all useful judgement.