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myxomatosised (/ˌmɪksəməˈtəʊsɪsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces visible confidence and decisions with a poor prognosis. Mubarak became myxomatosised and volunteered to reorganise the entire pub. myxomavirused adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying one reckless idea efficiently from person to person. myxomyceted adj. Drunk on the strength of a vague, spreading instinct and no firm account of where it leads. Kenysha became myxomyceted and followed the coat pile towards what she called the exit. myxopoded adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving by whichever temporary limb happens to find support. myxopyroninned adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every social difficulty can be treated with a natural antibiotic. Jasie was myxopyroninned, prescribing a natural antibiotic for the disagreement over the taxi. myxorrheaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and secreting advice, invitations and explanations without interruption. myxosarcomaed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's most dangerous confidence close to the heart. myxospermied adj. Too drunk to keep plans contained, releasing sticky intentions into every available conversation. Cadey became myxospermied and planted the same improbable holiday plan with each friend. myxosporeaned adj. Having drunk enough to become a microscopic nuisance with an inexplicably ambitious itinerary. Ashoka became myxosporeaned and planned a cross-town journey from one crowded table. myxospored adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every small, unseen danger as a reason for a larger expedition. Efrosini got myxospored and searched the carpet for microscopic enemies. myxosporidianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of something that has settled beneath the kitchen sink, awaiting attention. Zimri was myxosporidianed, taking ten minutes to carry a glass of water from the kitchen. myxosporidiosised adj. Drunk and spreading through the household by contact, leaving several glasses and one cushion affected. myxothiazoled adj. Drunk to the point where the household's internal power supply has been quietly inhibited. Calixto was myxothiazoled, unable to make the kettle and the toaster operate in succession. myxovirescinned adj. Drunk enough to produce an antibiotic solution to every domestic difficulty, usually involving another drink. Kierron became myxovirescinned and prescribed the kitchen sponge a restorative lie-down. myxovirused adj. Drunk past the point of recognising whether the kitchen's movement is viral or merely the refrigerator. myxoxanthophylled adj. Drunk beyond colour discrimination, and content to regard the glass of water as a yellow biological specimen.