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Moose Javianed adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds through the room with local knowledge but no dependable route. Elisha-marie was Moose Javianed, taking the long way round every chair. Mooslimed adj. A drinker who has become gently obsolete in judgement, yet remains certain the old system works. Enri got Mooslimed and paid for the round with a cheque book he no longer owns. Moosulmauned adj. Softened by drink into an old-fashioned gentleman who cannot refuse a further half. Chukwuma grew Moosulmauned and offered everyone the last seat by the radiator. Moplaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now conducting all remaining business from the sofa. Shannalee was Moplaed, handling the evening's final correspondence from beneath a blanket. Moplahed adj. Drunk by the third round, and subsequently governed by the distance between sofa and kitchen. Loueen was Moplahed and measured every household decision against the walk to the tap. Mopologisted adj. A drinker who supplies a careful defence for every missed step and misplaced glass. Crystalin was Mopologisted, explaining the staircase incident as a matter of perspective. Moqui marbled (/ˈməʊ.ki ˈmɑɹbəld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has rolled into a compact, iron-hard certainty at the foot of the stairs. Danvir was Moqui marbled, seated solidly beside the bottom step. Moquied (/ˈməʊ.kid/) adj. The state of being drunk and unable to decide whether the stairs are ascending or descending. Siannah was Moquied, pausing halfway up to reconsider the architecture. Moraganned (/məˈɹɑɡənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who reaches the stairs by a route that appears locally plausible but is not. Parteek was Moraganned, arriving at the landing from the direction of the kitchen. Moral Majoritarianed adj. Drunk enough to discover that every opinion at the bar is both righteous and yours. Loel became Moral Majoritarianed and took a vote on whether crisps counted as supper. Moralistic Therapeutic Deismed adj. Sharpened by drink into believing that the kitchen is benevolent, comforting, and mildly supervisory. Azeria became Moralistic Therapeutic Deismed and thanked the kettle for its quiet guidance. Moravian starred adj. Softened by drink into a many-pointed shape, unable to pass the stairwell without touching something. Delsha was Moravian starred, spreading across the landing beneath the decorative lights. Moravianed adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose birthplace is less certain than the direction of travel. Idahlia was Moravianed, giving contradictory directions from the same landing. Moravided adj. Of a drinker: advancing in a small, determined column, with the rear foot frequently dissenting. Aamil was Moravided and led himself down the stairs in several uneven ranks. Morayvianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who approaches each step as though it might bite. Kaiden was Morayvianed, recoiling from the second stair without explanation. Morbiered adj. Loosened by drink into two distinct layers, one for standing and one for falling. Jernya was Morbiered, upright above the waist and unreliable below it.