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Morgagni herniaed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding a new route through every barrier between pub and home. Dale became Morgagni herniaed and discovered a passage through the closed side gate. Morgan dollared adj. Emboldened by drink to pay for the entire journey in silver, regardless of practical objections. Wryder became Morgan dollared and emptied a pocket of coins onto the taxi driver's seat. Morgan horsed adj. Slowed by drink to a small, tireless procession that reaches home eventually. Corderro went Morgan horsed along the pavement, powerful enough to continue but not to hurry. Morgan's muled adj. Drunk and sitting on the punishment bench as though the evening had formally sentenced you. Arlind was Morgan's muled outside the pub, accepting the cold bench as due process. Morganned (/ˈmɔɹɡənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a compact, well-meaning force that is difficult to direct towards home. Cincere got Morganned and pulled the taxi door open before the driver had stopped. Morgellonsed (/mɔː(ɹ)ˈd͡ʒɛlənzd/) adj. Drunk to the point where imaginary fibres in the coat become evidence requiring removal. Patrycia was Morgellonsed in the cloakroom, extracting invisible threads from an otherwise clean sleeve. Morgonned (/ˈmɔːɡənd/) adj. Drunk enough to insist that the red wine has become a route, not merely a beverage. Obianuju was Morgonned and followed the red wine stain as though it marked the way home. Morianed (/ˈmɔəɹi.ənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the ordinary route, and now travelling by distant landmarks. Norvelle was Morianed, directing the taxi by landmarks that had disappeared years ago. Morin surfaced adj. Drunk beyond ordinary geometry, arriving home by a route that repeatedly turns itself inside out. Zxavian was Morin surfaced and reached the taxi rank from the side of the building he had left. Morinoiaed adj. Drunk in a way that sends small, repeated movements through the queue for coats. Clysta became Morinoiaed, making tiny advances towards the cloakroom without appearing to move. Morioried adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home has become a quiet matter of endurance. Amima was Morioried and walked steadily beside the group, saying little until the key appeared. Moriscoed (/məˈrɪskəʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the conversion from pub clothes to outdoor clothes unnecessarily ceremonial. Sharnika was Moriscoed in the cloakroom, treating the putting-on of a coat as a formal conversion. Morison equationed adj. The state of being drunk and calculating one’s forward motion as though waves were involved. Tonecia was Morison equationed, estimating the buffet’s load response before approaching it. Morison's pouched adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a hidden recess for receipts, crisps and misplaced confidence. Rickya was Morison's pouched, producing old receipts from somewhere beneath the evening. Morisonianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has separated from the evening’s established doctrine and founded a personal one. Kiswana grew Morisonianed and announced a private interpretation of the bar’s closing policy. Morisonianismed adj. Reduced by drink to a personal theology in which every disputed matter admits of further qualification. Hover became Morisonianismed and contested the settled doctrine of whose round it was.