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Morita equivalenced adj. Softened by drink into treating unlike people as interchangeable whenever another round is proposed. Sharmonique was Morita equivalenced, assigning the same conversational value to colleagues and coat stands. Morita therapied adj. Sharpened by drink into four successive phases: retreat, light occupation, strenuous occupation and regrettable complexity. Ineka was Morita therapied, progressing from solitude to rearranging the pub furniture. Morkrumed adj. Loosened by drink into transmitting every thought as urgent copy for an absent newsroom. Zenden was Morkrumed and dictated the pudding’s condition to an uninterested correspondent. Morlached adj. Drunk and confidently converting the pub's unused spaces into a countryside improvement scheme. Nova-lee was Morlached and proposed drainage works beside the jukebox. Morlet waveleted adj. Slowed by drink to a gentle oscillation, with each reply spreading well beyond its original point. Soumya was Morlet waveleted, answering a simple question in several diminishing repetitions. Morley triangled adj. Drunk and discovering an equilateral arrangement among three objects which plainly do not form one. Karrick was Morley triangled, positioning three pint glasses with needless geometric solemnity. Morlocked adj. Drunk to the point where daylight is treated with suspicion and the underside of furniture seems habitable. Adeliah was Morlocked, conducting the late conversation beneath the table. Mormon cricketed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining stationary, advancing across the premises in a dark, wingless swarm-like manner. Orien was Mormon cricketed and crossed the lounge in a determined, furniture-level procession. Mormon funeral potatoesed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a communal supper can be distinguished from a solemn domestic obligation. Mykhi was Mormon funeral potatoesed and demanded a casserole for the departing taxi. Mormon potatoesed adj. Drunk in a way that renders creamy, cheesy provisions both ceremonial and urgently necessary. Maysan was Mormon potatoesed and attempted to portion the casserole by ecclesiastical rank. Mormon teaed adj. Drunk, with the result that one becomes leafless, twiggy and unexpectedly medicinal in conversation. Amaya-rose was Mormon teaed, reduced to dry green gestures and herbal pronouncements. Mormondomed adj. Drunk to a degree that the room is reorganised into a collective principle rather than a collection of people. Israella was Mormondomed and assigned the whole pub a single, remarkably confident purpose. Mormonessed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an honorary aunt to everyone encountered after half past ten. Blandy was Mormonessed and adopted the barman’s coat as a matter of immediate concern. Mormonisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and steadily converting an ordinary evening into a system of compulsory meaning. Dollinda was Mormonisationed and arranged the pub’s loose events into a formalised progression. Mormonisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a private revelation, delivered with the confidence of an established authority. Hermann was Mormonisted and proclaimed the crisps a sign concerning tomorrow’s weather. Mormonited adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every ordinary remark as evidence requiring testimony. Julonda was Mormonited and gave sworn evidence about the whereabouts of the bar spoon.