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MHW'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to generate a local heatwave, with surrounding conversation warming noticeably. Meryssa was MHW'd, and the table became uncomfortably tropical within minutes. MHWN'd adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the high-water mark has not yet been reached. Jenesis got MHWN'd and treated the slowly rising lager foam as a coastal warning.
MHWS'd adj. Drunk beyond the spring tide, with the evening’s contents spilling confidently over every available surface. Geoff became MHWS'd and left a broad tidal trail between the bar and the lavatory. MI'd adj. Drunk enough to give your middle initial when nobody has asked for your name. Anyra got MI'd and introduced herself to the bar staff with three unnecessary initials. MIA'd adj. Reduced by drink to a programme of mutual improvement conducted chiefly by ordering another round. Eilir became MIA'd and proposed a committee to improve the pub's afternoon trade. MIB'd adj. Reduced by drink to a silent figure in dark clothing, stationed wherever the evening ends. Crystalynn stood MIB'd beside the cloakroom, refusing to explain whose coat she held. MIBG'd adj. The state of being drunk and faintly radioactive in the vicinity of medical imaging. Zuriah was MIBG'd and appeared unusually bright beneath the corridor lights. MIBI'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a short abbreviation being expanded aloud. Eva-rose was MIBI'd and took several minutes to identify her own handbag. MIBK'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a solvent-like determination to dissolve the distance between pub and home. Willmon got MIBK'd and treated the six-mile walk home as a minor residue. MIC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of turning every minor disagreement into a hazardous matter for the whole table. Jesamine got MIC'd and Dorismar quietly moved the glasses out of reach. MICH'd adj. Drunk to a degree that your headgear appears to be handling communications on your behalf. Joscelyne got MICH'd and conducted the entire dispute through a borrowed helmet. MICLIC'd (/mɪk.lɪkd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a long, uncertain line of movement through whatever lies ahead. Idalie went MICLIC'd across the dance floor, leaving chairs displaced behind her. MICR'd adj. You have drunk enough to recognise every printed character except the address required by the driver. Waylan got MICR'd and read the taxi receipt as though it were a secret document. MICU'd adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs as though intensive care were a reasonable contingency. Qualon was MICU'd and challenged the staircase with the confidence of a clinical trial. MICV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a small gathering into a mobile combat vehicle, carrying everyone through the conversation. Ambah got MICV'd and transported Eloise-mae through three arguments before reaching the toilets.
MID'd adj. Softened by drink into a mobile information device of unreliable purpose and excessive availability. Musaab was MID'd, receiving every rumour and processing none of it.
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