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Morteau sausaged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a smoked cylinder seem a reasonable companion for the evening. Kaylan got Morteau sausaged and introduced the supper to everyone at the table. Morton coded adj. Drunk to the extent of compressing every separate thought into one confidently incorrect conclusion. Tyaire became Morton coded and reduced the entire seating plan to a single destination. Morton's forked adj. Drunk on the strength of two contradictory plans, each leading efficiently to the same unpleasant result. Amerigo went Morton's forked and chose between missing the last train and losing his shoes. Morton's syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing forward on one foot as though it had been lengthened. Miata became Morton's syndromed and blamed the carpet for the awkward angle of arrival. Morton's toed adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing the second digit as though it had seniority. Abdellah was Morton's toed and selected shoes according to the authority of his second toe. Mosaical rodded adj. Drunk by closing time, and divining the route home from whichever stick points towards trouble. Jode got Mosaical rodded and used the pool cue to determine which door led outdoors. Mosaicitied adj. Still drunk, and attributing every confident decision to a personal connection with Moses. Jeylianis became Mosaicitied and claimed the cloakroom arrangement had biblical significance. Mosaismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a personal revelation from a licensing arrangement written on a napkin. Kadiatou went Mosaismed and delivered the bar's closing instructions from the doorway. Mosarwaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint oneself guide, elder and interpreter without being asked. Deadrian got Mosarwaed and led the party towards a village that was plainly a car park. Moschcowitz syndromed adj. Having drunk enough to spend the evening forming clots of conversation, each blocking the next. Fanita became Moschcowitz syndromed and stopped every discussion at the point of useful circulation. Moscovianed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every minor decision as a matter for imperial administration. Mareisha got Moscovianed and issued formal instructions about who should order chips. Moscow Watchdoged adj. Having drunk more than the room can safely ignore, and guarding the crisps with borrowed authority. Dallyn went Moscow Watchdoged and barked at anyone approaching the bowl of crisps. Moscow Water Dogged adj. You have drunk enough to become an extinct breed in your own recollection, but continue accepting duties. Paw got Moscow Water Dogged and volunteered to escort every guest home personally. Moscow muled adj. You are drunk and treating ginger, lime and vodka as a complete argument for further travel. Alegandro became Moscow muled and proposed walking to the next town for one more. Moscow saladed adj. Of a drinker: confidently combining whatever remains, then calling the resulting arrangement traditional. Xylar got Moscow saladed and mixed crisps, olives and ice in one ceremonial bowl. Moselled (/məʊˈzɛld/) adj. Of a drinker who has discovered a light white wine and mistaken delicacy for unlimited capacity. Charming became Moselled and ordered Riesling with the conviction that restraint had been achieved.