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Mosotoed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen from the sitting room without assistance from furniture. Shaemus got Mosotoed and asked the sofa whether it knew where the kitchen was. Mosquitoed adj. Having drunk more than a wooden aircraft can reasonably carry, and landing beside the sofa. Gemma got Mosquitoed and made a low, unsteady approach to the kitchen chair. Mossadisted adj. You have drunk enough to conduct a covert operation against the kitchen's remaining biscuits. Kalypso got Mossadisted and removed the biscuits without disturbing the sleeping household. Mossied adj. You are drunk and making repeated low passes between the sofa and the kitchen. Ammad was Mossied, circling the kitchen table before attempting the sofa. Mossoed (/ˈmɒsəʊd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned the kitchen into a zone requiring quiet surveillance. Kael got Mossoed and watched the kettle from behind the sofa. Mosuoed (/məʊˈswəʊd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has established several separate territories across the kitchen floor. Egor got Mosuoed and claimed the fridge, the sink, and the nearest sofa cushion. Mosuthoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a solemn escort between the sofa, the tap, and the bed. Kadijat became Mosuthoed and accepted Lafern's guidance towards the kitchen sink. Mosutoed adj. Having drunk enough to make the kitchen tap seem an unexpectedly authoritative source of advice. Emogene got Mosutoed and consulted the tap before sitting down on the sofa. Motazilited adj. Drunk to the extent of separating every pub argument into increasingly fine distinctions. Caidon became Motazilited and divided the quarrel into six theological categories. Mother Carey's chickened adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa becomes a small storm shelter and the kitchen an open sea. Rawland got Mother Carey's chickened and crouched beneath the sofa blanket until morning. Mother Carey's goosed adj. The state of being drunk and large, solemn, and unexpectedly difficult to move from the sofa. Jovina got Mother Carey's goosed and occupied the sofa with dignified permanence. Mother Hubbard claused adj. The drunkenness of one who has extended the sofa to include every nearby cushion and blanket. Jexton got Mother Hubbard claused and annexed the cushions intended for visiting relatives. Mother Hubbarded adj. The condition of a drinker who has wrapped up warmly and lost all interest in leaving the sofa. Kohlby got Mother Hubbarded and disappeared beneath a loose dressing gown beside the kettle. Mother Superiored adj. Reduced by drink to issuing convent-like instructions about who may touch the kettle. Cashanda became Mother Superiored and appointed Derrian keeper of the kitchen tap. Mother Teresaed adj. Softened by drink into offering the last biscuit, the best cushion, and the untouched water. Korah got Mother Teresaed and surrendered the sofa's warmest corner to a stranger. Mother Theresaed adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting the household's distribution of cushions with saintly precision. Amisadai got Mother Theresaed and redistributed every sofa cushion by apparent moral necessity.