Mother of all Bombsed
Moulised

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Mother of all Bombsed adj. Emboldened by drink to make the kitchen doorway an event of considerable domestic consequence. Desteni got Mother of all Bombsed and entered the kitchen as though announcing an invasion. Mother's Dayed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reaching the sofa requires a carefully considered afternoon. Brogyn got Mother's Dayed and took the whole evening to cross from the kitchen.
Mothered adj. A drinker who has assumed spiritual authority over the kettle and everyone needing water. Margus got Mothered and blessed the glass of water before handing it over. Mothers' Dayed adj. Drunk and quietly commemorating every maternal surface by sitting on it. Martinis got Mothers' Dayed and settled on each sofa cushion in turn. Motherwell rulessed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes a fair arena and the sofa an agreed neutral ground. Rockwell got Motherwell rulessed and declared the kitchen open to all household disputes. Motilonned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the bar's river of conversation for a tributary and follow it downstream. Rheanon got Motilonned and traced the pub chatter from the snug to the loos. Motorolaed (/moʊtɚˈɹoʊləd/) adj. You are drunk and broadcasting your last order across the bar as though the whole pub were listening. Raydel went Motorolaed and announced his need for crisps to the far end of the lounge. Motowned (/ˈmoʊtaʊnd/) adj. Of a drinker: permanently soulful, with every request for another round delivered as a chorus. Akhenaton got Motowned and turned asking for pork scratchings into a full refrain. Motownered adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the evening as a backing track for his own modest performance. Quetzalcoatl became Motownered and supplied harmonies while Joei ordered the Guinness. Motozintlecoed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the pub's ordinary corners seem distant and ceremonially important. Graylen got Motozintlecoed and treated the dartboard alcove as a separate destination. Motswanaed (/mɒtˈswɑːnəd/) adj. A drinker who has become cheerfully territorial about the round, keeping close watch on who has been served. Santario went Motswanaed and counted every glass delivered from the bar. Mott celled adj. A drinker so far gone that the last few thoughts have packed themselves into small, sealed compartments. Marson was Mott celled, each reply arriving as a separate little parcel of certainty. Motzkin numbered adj. The state of being drunk and counting every possible route between the table, bar and lavatory. Aryane got Motzkin numbered and mapped six ways to reach the toilets without standing straight. Moufang looped adj. The condition of a drinker who returns to the same point without the conversation ever quite associating properly. Shakiya became Moufang looped and revisited the crisps without completing the original story. Moufang planed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made every line to the bar a matter of translation. Tonio went Moufang planed and approached the counter by a series of unnecessary diagonals.
Moulised adj. Reduced by drink to a soft, regional delicacy, best left undisturbed beside the fire. Ghanem was Moulised by last orders and settled beside the radiator without complaint.
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