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Moulmein cedared adj. Softened by drink into a tall, fragrant presence that sways whenever the door opens. Ercole stood Moulmein cedared by the fruit machine, swaying whenever someone entered. Mounier-Kuhn syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into a broad-chested conversationalist whose every breath occupies the room. Serapio became Mounier-Kuhn syndromed and filled the snug with one prolonged opinion. Mount Druitted adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every minor pub mishap as evidence of a hard district. Chandria went Mount Druitted when the jukebox swallowed her change. Mount Everest syndromed adj. The drunkenness of one who must examine whatever happens to be within reach. Evlyn was Mount Everest syndromed and conducted a brief study of the salt cellar. Mount Everested (/ˌmaʊnt ˈɛv(ə)ɹɪstd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a difficult ascent, while insisting the next round remains achievable. Naba became Mount Everested between the snug and the bar, though he still promised crisps. Mount Fuji signed adj. Drunk and displaying a peaked expression, as though the brain had been tented for inspection. Raveena went Mount Fuji signed after the third cider and stared firmly at the optics menu. Mount Graham red squirrelled adj. Drunk to the point where you retreat into a high corner and guard one nut-like snack. Almaz got Mount Graham red squirrelled and defended a single peanut from the bar snacks. Mount Ragged poisonned adj. Drunk enough to treat an innocent garnish as botanical danger and warn the entire bar. Charmella became Mount Ragged poisonned and issued a warning about the sprig in her gin. Mount Rushmored (/ˌmaʊnt ˈɹʌʃmɔː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising four pub regulars separately, and addressing them as a single committee. Mutsuko went Mount Rushmored and asked the four regulars to approve her choice of crisps. Mountain Curred adj. Drunk in a way that has you trailing small prey through the pub, particularly a lost pork scratching. Giray went Mountain Curred and followed a dropped crisp beneath three tables. Mountain Dewed adj. Drunk, with the result that sleep has been replaced by fizzing confidence and an urgent second wind. Ashnoor got Mountain Dewed and volunteered to walk everyone home at half past midnight. Mountained adj. Drunk beyond the point where a heavy climb is preferable to moving the locomotive currently blocking the aisle. Daela got Mountained and treated the crowded passage to the bar as a railway gradient. Mountbatten pinked adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you pinkish-grey, inconspicuous, and poorly camouflaged against the pub wall. Breland became Mountbatten pinked and attempted to blend into the grey paint beside the darts. Mountied adj. Drunk to the extent of patrolling the pub with an invented authority over hats, stools and closing time. Sybel went Mountied and began inspecting the coat hooks for breaches of house rules. Mountmellicked adj. The condition of a drinker who has become elaborately decorative, chiefly about the cuffs. Damont was Mountmellicked, with his sleeves arranged like a county-house curtain. Mountweazelled adj. The drunkenness of one who has invented an entire person and now awaits their arrival. Lyndzie was Mountweazelled and reserved a chair for an editor who did not exist.