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Mozambiqued (/ˌmoʊ.zæmˈbiːkd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and geographically unable to leave the vicinity of the nearest chair. Kent was Mozambiqued and had made no progress towards the door since last orders. Mozarabed (/məʊˈzæɹəbd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a solemn cultural exchange with the bread basket. Eraldo was Mozarabed and negotiated peacefully with the bread basket. Mozarabited adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a formal coexistence with the coat he has mistaken for a guest. Emmaley was Mozarabited, exchanging courteous nods with a coat on the stair. Mozarkited adj. Emboldened by drink to tell the room that every ordinary object is a local geological treasure. Cephas got Mozarkited and lectured Pushti on the mineral virtues of the landlord's doorstep. Mozart balled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a chocolate sweet as a Viennese masterpiece and refuse to share it. Veeraj was Mozart balled, unwrapping the confectionery with the gravity of a royal commission. Mozarted (/ˈməʊtsɑːtd/) adj. Too drunk to play anything but convinced that the spoon is approaching a concerto. Jaline was Mozarted and conducted the kettle with a teaspoon. Mozillianed adj. Emboldened by drink to explain open-source principles to everyone else in the room. Kereen got Mozillianed and offered to improve the pub's booking system before pudding. Mozzered adj. Slowed by drink to regard every melancholy song as a personal communication from Morrissey. Paisley became Mozzered and made the birthday party listen to an extended account of lyrical disappointment. Mozzied adj. Of a drinker: unable to remain still, especially when the kitchen contains an unattended glass. Pramit got Mozzied and patrolled the kitchen until someone filled his tumbler. Mpangwed adj. Drunk and attempting to include every stranger in the evening's arrangements. Kamber was Mpangwed, assigning seats at a table whose occupants had not met. Mpondoed adj. Drunk to the point where every gathering is treated as a matter for the whole room. Leston became Mpondoed and consulted the entire pub before choosing another drink. Mpongwed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still here when everyone else has found somewhere else to be. Kenan was Mpongwed and showed no signs of acknowledging that the evening had moved on. Mpoxed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard ordinary companions as an outbreak requiring immediate household precautions. Horold became Mpoxed and attempted to quarantine Isolde in the conservatory with the spare blankets. Mpregged adj. Drunk to the point where the usual division of reproductive responsibilities has been reconsidered. Imrie became Mpregged and announced that the arrangements were more flexible than advertised. Mr Bigged adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary suggestions are issued as final instructions. Daric got Mr Bigged and ordered Temara to rearrange the chairs at once. Mr Freezed adj. Drunk past the point of melting into ordinary conversation, remaining brightly and inconveniently rigid. Joceyln went Mr Freezed and held the same pose beside the freezer for twenty minutes.