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Mr Nice Guyed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating mild disagreement as an opportunity for further kindness. Aharan got Mr Nice Guyed and complimented everyone who tried to leave early. Mr Plodded adj. Drunk beyond walking pace, requiring a patient escort and several public explanations. Hocine got Mr Plodded and made Tyneesha negotiate every pavement obstruction personally. Mr Righted adj. Loosened by drink into an apparently ideal companion, with the suitability still under review. Kaymani became Mr Righted and proposed a practical future to someone waiting for chips. MrBeast-ificationed adj. Drunk on the strength of spectacle, speed and noise, with the party expected to retain viewers. Cassandria became MrBeast-ificationed and turned choosing pudding into a timed public challenge. MrBeastificationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and editing the evening into shorter, louder scenes for an imagined audience. Elmond got MrBeastificationed and demanded quicker speeches from people still eating. Mrabried adj. Drunk in a way that makes every arrangement temporary and every sofa potentially permanent. Keantay became Mrabried and treated the seating plan as a passing suggestion. Mred adj. Reduced by drink to a title without a person reliably attached to it. Cissie was Mred by last orders, answering to any respectful salutation offered. Mrs Mopped adj. Drunk by the third round, and tidying other people's mess with the authority of paid staff. Cithlaly became Mrs Mopped and collected glasses from tables that had not finished using them. Mrsed (/ˈmɪsɪzd/) adj. The state of being drunk and addressing strangers with elaborate, misplaced respect. Ninotchka was Mrsed, introducing the cloakroom attendant with unnecessary ceremony. Mrued adj. Drunk by closing time, and drawing the remaining customers into an indiscriminate farewell. Oaklan got Mrued and shook hands with everyone still waiting for coats. MsThed adj. The condition of a drinker who is decaying through successive rounds, with the later stages concentrated near closing. Dawyn was MsThed by last orders, radiating towards the taxi rank in small stages. Msianed adj. Drunk on the strength of a shortened certainty that leaves no room for the missing details. Jaaziel was Msianed and gave the abbreviated answer with complete, misplaced authority. MtF'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise critic of everyone else's timing, manners and choice of shoes. Makenah was MtF'd, correcting Nashae's account of the departure down to the minute. Mtbed adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread through the group by contact, leaving everyone coughing metaphorically. Louison got Mtbed and infected the whole table with his determined account of the evening. Mted adj. Loosened by drink into a mountain without a proper name, rising whenever the bar serves another pint. Lucyanna got Mted and began referring to the hill behind the pub as though it required expedition. Mu'minided adj. Having drunk more than the dynasty's entire historical record can reasonably account for. Zaymir became Mu'minided and appointed himself guardian of the pub's remaining biscuits.