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MIDI'd (/ˈmɪdid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of electronic notes, repeating the same small tune whenever addressed. Beryle got MIDI'd and answered the quiz machine with four persistent notes. MIDleted adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a small application with very limited capacity. Maneli was MIDleted, offering only three functions and none of them useful. MIE'd adj. Drunk and receiving the evening’s lessons with the least possible interference. Burnace got MIE'd and learnt the pub quiz answers without appearing to attend. MIG weldinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and joining unrelated remarks with a bright, permanent seam. Meloni got MIG weldinged and fused the darts score to an account of school. MIG'd adj. Of a drinker who has become a gateway through which several unrelated rounds are admitted. Daquita was MIG'd, accepting messages for three tables and another round for herself. MIH'd adj. A drinker who inhibits every sensible plan while encouraging the remaining company to carry on regardless. Aaidyn was MIH'd, and Senon abandoned the sensible route home after twenty minutes of persuasion. MIL'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every spouse's mother is treated as an authority on the matter. Zakye got MIL'd and telephoned Zhanelle for approval before ordering another round. MIL-CD'd adj. Drunk in a way that converts the evening into an interactive multimedia production of uncertain compatibility. Honey-mai became MIL-CD'd and expected the drinks menu to respond to button presses. MILC'd adj. Loosened by drink into a person who changes conversational focus with every available angle. Euba became MILC'd and changed subjects whenever anyone changed lenses on the projector. MILF'd (/mɪlfd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every respectable mother in the room as a romantic possibility. Latai got MILF'd and complimented the landlady's filing system with unusual devotion. MILFdomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn an attractive mother's status into the evening's governing principle. Tamaurice got MILFdomed and assessed the entire pub by its parenting credentials. MILILF'd adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a complicated family category for a sensible romantic proposition. Krisheena went MILILF'd and described Sherinda's mother as an unexpectedly promising romantic prospect. MILY ADMN'd adj. The condition of a drinker who administers each limb separately, with no central authority remaining. Bohdie was MILY ADMN'd, assigning the left foot to the stairs and the right to the banister. MIMD'd adj. Drunk beyond following several household instructions while the room supplies only one glass of water. Creighton was MIMD'd, attempting separate sofa, kettle and blanket operations at once. MIMO'd adj. You have drunk enough to speak through several mouths while hearing through several ears. Seriyah got MIMO'd and held four conversations across the bar at once. MINOCA'd adj. Drunk past the point of finding any obvious obstruction, though the heart’s arrangements remain unhelpful. Adali was MINOCA'd, unable to identify the obstruction between bed and breakfast.