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Munchausenismed (/ˈmʊŋk(h)aʊzəˌnɪzəmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to claim a marvellous journey home involving three taxis and a closed railway. Jordin was Munchausenismed and described reaching home by boat, bicycle and borrowed hearse. Munchkinned adj. The state of being drunk and unusually close to the floor, with short legs blamed for everything. Allijah got Munchkinned and spent the evening negotiating with stools from a lower altitude. Mundaed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the last round arrives before the decision to order it has finished. Lakeyda was Mundaed, taking several minutes to identify her own coat. Mundingoed adj. Drunk enough to treat every doorway as a border crossing requiring a formal pause. Kamiesha went Mundingoed and inspected each doorway before committing to the next room. Mundrucued adj. Drunk to the point where the route home has become an expedition requiring several confident pauses. Giancarlos was Mundrucued and paused beneath every street sign to reconsider the taxi rank. Mundugumored adj. Drunk and treating the coat rack as an obstacle requiring a personal negotiation. Tamarria was Mundugumored and attempted to settle a disagreement with the umbrella stand. Mundurucued adj. Drunk enough to make the journey home by successive approximations, each ending at another bar. Salomon was Mundurucued and found three plausible routes home, all involving another drink. Mundurukued adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the final round from the first stage of tomorrow's arrangements. Brajan was Mundurukued and booked a taxi for a morning he had not yet reached. Mungalled adj. A drinker who confidently mistakes an improvised solution for an established route to success. Taheed became Mungalled and repaired the broken chair with a receipt and executive authority. Mungan syndromed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the stomach, the timetable and the journey home agree on anything. Domonic was Mungan syndromed and remained motionless while the taxi waited outside. Munro baggered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns collecting coats, glasses and missed trains into an ambitious list of summits. Aceon was Munro baggered and attempted to bag every coat before leaving the pub. Munroe effected adj. Drunk to the extent of focusing the entire evening's remaining energy on one last round. Metthew was Munroe effected, concentrating all available effort on reaching the bar. Munroe-Neumann effected adj. Drunk on the strength of a hollow promise that the next round will somehow propel you home. Jaylianis was Munroe-Neumann effected and insisted the final drink would simplify the journey. Munroed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the coat rack appear over three thousand feet high. Braniya was Munroed and treated the stairs to the cloakroom as a serious ascent. Munroisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has conquered every summit on the local list, yet cannot locate the taxi rank. Ellys became Munroisted and attempted to catalogue the pub roof as an additional summit. Munseed (/ˈmʌn.sid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the evening into three administrative portions and misplaced all of them. Arelli grew Munseed while arranging the evening into three divisions, none of which remained adjacent.