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Munstermanned adj. Reduced by drink to a provincial certainty about matters requiring considerably wider acquaintance. Zera became Munstermanned and pronounced the entire county’s arrangements satisfactory. Munsterwomanned adj. Softened by drink into a regional conviction, delivered with an entirely unwarranted gentleness. Lalie grew Munsterwomanned and offered the landlord a tender regional assessment. Muntenianed adj. Reduced by drink to a precise regional accent nobody in the room can place, and three opinions about the Wallachian plain. Corletta came back from the bar Muntenianed and began drawing borders on a napkin. Munter hitched adj. Sharpened by drink into a controlled descent, with every available surface serving as a belay. Yola went Munter hitched down the stairs, maintaining admirable friction against the banister. Muntz metalled adj. Loosened by drink into an alloy of copper confidence, zinc discretion, and a trace of iron. Cornetta became Muntz metalled and addressed the brass handrail as a fellow conductor. Muntzinged adj. Emboldened by drink to remove every component not immediately necessary for the next sentence. Wyndsor became Muntzinged and stripped the conversation to one working anecdote. Muonged adj. Slowed by drink to the speed at which a mountainous journey is undertaken by committee. Mansoor grew Muonged and required several minutes to negotiate the short walk to the bar. Muppet News Flashed adj. Drunk enough to introduce a sobering truth between two jokes about absolutely nothing. Sareen became Muppet News Flashed and announced the closing time with grave theatrical precision. Muppeted adj. Drunk and addressed with fond exasperation by anyone still capable of completing a sentence. Emon was Muppeted after attempting to comfort the coat stand with both hands. Murabited adj. Drunk past the point of individual preference, and now governed by an internal social subdivision. Maxximus grew Murabited and appointed three committees to decide whether to leave. Murasugi summed adj. Drunk beyond the point where separate surfaces, opinions, or bar tabs can remain distinct. Zander became Murasugi summed and joined every table into one continuous argument. Murcianed adj. Drunk in a way that turns one’s birthplace into a complete and unsolicited geographical explanation. Dezerea became Murcianed and supplied a precise map for locating the lavatories. Murcotted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a tangerine seem a fitting subject for dynastic reflection. Kathern became Murcotted while explaining the fruit's ancestry to Katha over a cooling curry. Murder Holed adj. Drunk on the strength of a bog’s most sinister discovery, and now looking for somewhere to put the coat. Zameria got Murder Holed and inspected the ornamental pond for a suitable final resting place. Murderinoed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor incident acquires suspects, motives, and a podcast-length chronology. Saralee became Murderinoed and reconstructed the disappearance of a single bar coaster. Muricanned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary pub decision into a constitutional undertaking. Bailasan became Muricanned and demanded a formal vote on the next round.