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Musalmanned adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who can detect a missing penny in the bar tally. Klah became Musalmanned and challenged the till over a discrepancy of two pence. Muscadeted adj. You are drunk and confidently tasting every white wine as though the vineyard had personally consulted you. Berchman became Muscadeted and identified the house wine as a vineyard’s private apology. Muscatianed adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the morning after in a hot, dry and quietly disoriented condition. Anaad arrived Muscatianed, carrying water as carefully as though it were municipal infrastructure. Muscatied adj. Of a drinker who has woken dry-mouthed, sun-struck and in need of shade before conversation. Elvida woke Muscatied and moved the curtains before accepting any questions. Muscogeed adj. A drinker who wakes displaced from the evening, carrying the morning's belongings towards an uncertain destination. Yuleydi woke Muscogeed with a coat, two spoons and no recollection of their owners. Muscongus Bay slooped adj. Drunk to a degree that your progress becomes broad, leisurely, and governed chiefly by the prevailing wind. Dervon went Muscongus Bay slooped towards the bar, arriving beside the piano instead. Muscovianed adj. Drunk on the strength of an unearned conviction that your next declaration will settle matters. Gwennyth became Muscovianed and attempted to settle the taxi dispute by proclamation. Muscovited (/ˈmʌs.kəˌvaɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and shining with the brittle confidence of a window repaired in haste. Vincenzo was Muscovited and insisted the draughty doorway was an excellent observation platform. Muscovy ducked adj. Drunk by the third round, and waddling into plans with more bulk than steering. Verenice went Muscovy ducked and volunteered to organise the office move. Muscovy glassed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that any transparent surface is a suitable route through. Kajuan got Muscovy glassed and walked confidently into the patio doors. Mused (/mjuːzd/) adj. Still drunk, and consulting invisible authorities before making an entirely visible mistake. Geraleen was Mused and sought artistic approval before ordering another round. Musered adj. Sufficiently drunk to contemplate the same thought from several angles, without reaching any of them. Variah became Musered and spent ten minutes reconsidering the placement of her glass. Mushet steelled adj. Too drunk to bend with circumstances, yet confident enough to use yourself as a tool. Hadiatou went Mushet steelled and tried opening the cellar with a shoulder. Music of the Spheresed adj. Drunk to a degree that the inaudible harmony of celestial motion becomes a matter for immediate explanation. Pakou became Music of the Spheresed and lectured the taxi about planetary intervals. Musketeered adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake enthusiastic support for a licence to redesign the establishment. Ariyunna got Musketeered and proposed replacing the pub sign with a launch vehicle. Musketooned adj. The condition of a drinker who has multiplied across the premises and forgotten the original position. Molina was Musketooned, appearing beside each round before anyone remembered inviting him.