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Mustache Peted adj. Drunk past the point of explaining why the older gentleman in the mirror is following you. Kyrea grew Mustache Peted and offered the mirror a cautious nod. Mustanged (/[ˈmʌsˌtæŋ]d/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where a pub car park resembles anything but an open road. Taijuan became Mustanged and attempted a grand departure between two wheelie bins. Musulmanned adj. Drunk and treating an ordinary pub disagreement as a matter for patient historical review. Yasamin became Musulmanned and revisited the parking dispute from three summers ago. Mutawalied adj. Drunk to a degree that the bar's arrangements are treated as a trust requiring constant oversight. Arneice grew Mutawalied and supervised every pint placed on the table. Mutazilited adj. Of a drinker who has turned a simple social point into a prolonged dispute over definitions. Gregorie became Mutazilited and divided the table over what counted as an invitation. Muth-labbened adj. Drunk on the strength of a phrase nobody can translate, but everyone agrees sounds significant. Achillies became Muth-labbened and repeated the phrase whenever the bar fell quiet. Muthaliared adj. Having drunk more than the evening's command structure can reasonably support. Chyra became Muthaliared and appointed Cabhan keeper of the remaining napkins. Mutsued adj. Drunk since last orders, and ripening quietly into a soft, expensive sort of trouble. Latascha became Mutsued and sat patiently beside the empty cider glass. Mutsunned adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the evening into eight equal portions and misplaced seven of them. Eliazer spent the evening Mutsunned, assigning each course of the meal its own constitutional division. Muvianed adj. Softened by drink into an inhabitant of an imaginary continent, chiefly concerned with finding the imaginary ferry home. Zyanne grew Muvianed after supper and described the bus route as an oceanic passage. Muwahhided adj. Sharpened by drink into one conviction, repeated with theological precision until the bill arrives. Katelyn became Muwahhided and reduced every conversation to one increasingly narrow principle. Muwahhidismed adj. Emboldened by drink to establish doctrines for the movement, beginning with the proper distribution of peanuts. Rony became Muwahhidismed and issued articles of faith concerning the bar snacks. Muwekmaed adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of someone crossing a very large map on foot. Isis grew Muwekmaed and took four minutes to cross the room for a napkin. Muyscaed adj. You are drunk and moving as though each foot has received separate instructions. Mayve was Muyscaed, with the left foot pursuing a markedly different route. Muzaked (/ˈmjuːzækd/) adj. Drunk and gently droning on, soothing enough to remain in the room and uninteresting enough to survive it. Sarahrose was Muzaked, delivering a calm account of the parking arrangements to nobody in particular. Muzarabed adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving an archaic dignity while missing the last bus. Deshante was Muzarabed, addressing the empty bus stop in an antique register.