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Muzbeed adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can support, yet fewer drinks than your confidence suggests. Ales became Muzbeed and promised to navigate home by recognising the stars. Muzhubeed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a decisive tone for evidence and proceed accordingly. Zavien got Muzhubeed and booked the wrong train with complete satisfaction. Muzzubeed adj. Drunk to the point where every label in the kitchen has acquired a military rank. Lorance arranged the spice jars by seniority, thoroughly Muzzubeed, before making tea. Mxed (/mɪksd/) adj. Drunk past the point of selecting a title, addressing everyone as though forms of address were optional. Taraf was Mxed and addressed the landlord with a respectful ambiguity that satisfied nobody. Mxtressed adj. Drunk beyond titles, hierarchy, and the remaining distinction between authority and the cloakroom attendant. Waynne was Mxtressed by half ten, issuing decrees about umbrellas from the doorway. My Little Ponied adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small plastic pony the principal witness to the evening. Caidy was My Little Ponied and entrusted the toy with the details of the taxi journey. MySQLered adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is queried, joined, and eventually returned with an error. Dafina became MySQLered and asked the table to join itself before ordering chips. MySpace angled adj. Drunk to a degree that places the face above the proceedings and leaves the rest of the evening conveniently concealed. Chelisa grew MySpace angled, photographing the ceiling while insisting the composition was deliberate. MySpaced adj. Slowed by drink to composing a public profile update while companions wait for the taxi to load. Darreon went MySpaced beside the kerb, editing his biography while Terranisha held his coat. MySpacered adj. Drunk on the strength of old online friendships, all of which are revived before the chips arrive. Zaaron was MySpacered and sent a bulletin to everyone he had met at school. Myaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating last orders as an event from a million years ago. Simrun was Myaed and spoke of the previous round as though it belonged to prehistory. Myanmar snub-nosed monkeyed adj. Drunk since last orders, and hiding the remaining face from the consequences of the evening. Leontre was Myanmar snub-nosed monkeyed, peering over the menu while refusing the pudding. Myanmaresed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to identifying the nearest country by pointing at a map. Enrrique became Myanmaresed and located the exit somewhere south-east of the bar. Myanmarizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and making everything Burmese by the simple expedient of adding another syllable. Ivaniel was Myanmarizationed and converted the drinks list into a lengthy administrative document. Mycenaean Greeked adj. Sufficiently drunk to speak an ancient language, or at least to label the receipt in lines. Lionardo was Mycenaean Greeked and rendered the drinks order in a script nobody could invoice. Mycenaeaned (/ˌmaɪ.sɪˈniːənd/) adj. Still drunk, and excavating the evening for evidence of an earlier civilisation beneath the sofa cushions. Crystallynn was Mycenaeaned, searching beneath the sofa for the remains of an older conversation.