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Myceneaned adj. Too drunk to distinguish an ancient settlement from the corner where the takeaway has been placed. Neville was Myceneaned and excavated the hallway for evidence of the missing kebab. Mycielski graphed adj. Having drunk enough to connect every person present without producing a triangle, chiefly by standing between them. Lily-ann was Mycielski graphed, joining every conversation while ensuring none of them met. Mycielskianed adj. Having drunk more than the graph can accommodate, increasing the chromatic number until everyone needs a different taxi. Gurveen grew Mycielskianed and assigned each guest a separate colour, seat, and explanation. Mydas flied adj. Drunk to the point where you loom over the gathering and leave smaller conversations nowhere to land. Alhan got Mydas flied and spent an hour hovering over the quiet end of the table. Myers' cocktailed adj. Drunk enough to accept unsolicited treatment from three friends and ask whether the minerals are working. Maricza became Myers' cocktailed and submitted to a group discussion about vitamins. Myers' poison frogged adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the company has begun keeping a careful distance. Kahlis went Myers' poison frogged and was left a clear area beside the fireplace. Myojin parakaryoted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary classification, leaving both sides of the family unsure who should take you home. Avariella got Myojin parakaryoted, and both groups of friends held a brief custody discussion. Myred adj. Drunk in a way that makes a single evening seem to require geological timescales from everyone present. Almando was Myred, and his account of the taxi journey occupied the rest of the night. Myrmidonned (/ˈmɜː.mɪˌdɒnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that your companions form ranks, appoint a leader and escort you from the premises. Jemery went Myrmidonned, so his friends arranged themselves around him for the walk home. Mysianed (/ˈmɪsɪənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the room's entire past feel personally relevant to you. Thrisha became Mysianed and explained the historical importance of every chair to the landlord. Mysore thorned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming difficult to approach without preparation and a reliable route of retreat. Shaquoia went Mysore thorned, and her friends cleared a careful path through the sitting room. Mysoreaned adj. Drunk on the strength of a local certainty which everyone else must politely accommodate. Nalene became Mysoreaned and informed the visiting party which seat best suited each person. Myspace angled adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting only the most favourable fraction of the evening to the camera. Lotan became Myspace angled and documented the lampshade rather than the overturned glass. Mzabited adj. Drunk, with the result that the furniture has acquired a municipal purpose. Kirstian was Mzabited and assigned the footstool responsibility for arrivals. m'ladied (/məˈleɪdid/) adj. Drunk enough to address every woman in authority as though the proceedings were already under way. Shaniece got m'ladied and addressed the barmaid as though delivering evidence to the bench. m'learned friendsed (/məˈlɜːnɪd fɹɛn(d)zd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising lawyers as people who may not wish to hear your closing argument. Faatimah went m'learned friendsed and represented herself in a dispute over the last onion ring.