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m'lorded (/məˈlɔːdd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary address, and treating every nearby stranger as a judge awaiting submissions. Damaire became m'lorded and asked the doorman to consider the evidence before refusing entry. m'ludded (/mɪˈlʌdd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns a casual request into a courtroom petition delivered with misplaced authority. Bisola went m'ludded and asked the bartender to reconsider the sentence imposed by last orders. m'sieured adj. Drunk, with the result that every gentleman present is addressed formally and every decision becomes continental. Margary got m'sieured and invited the bouncer to join a discussion of etiquette. m'zuzahed adj. A drinker who has begun inspecting every doorway for a small, sacred instruction before attempting breakfast. Jaxon-gray was m'zuzahed, checking the bedroom doorpost before accepting any coffee. m-catted adj. Drunk past the point of treating a kitchen examination as a credible entrance test. Anoush was m-catted and revised the kitchen cupboards before being admitted to the sofa. m-commerced adj. A drinker so far gone that every purchase is made by phone, including those requiring inspection, fitting, or sense. Maksim became m-commerced and ordered formal shoes without checking their size or existence. m-poxed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a social visit into a carefully managed public-health exercise. Saby went m-poxed and separated Obasi from the other guests by means of two dining chairs. m-worded adj. Drunk since last orders, and euphemistically swearing at objects that have done little to deserve it. Meikah became m-worded and blamed the coat rack for concealing her actual coat. m-xylened adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the kitchen into three aromatic zones, none of them useful. Itamar got m-xylened and labelled three cupboards according to their imagined aromatic qualities. m8'd adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every fellow present for a lifelong comrade. Telishia got m8'd and shared confidential opinions with the cloakroom attendant. m80'd adj. The state of being drunk and addressing the kitchen, the sofa, and the glass of water as old friends. Krishara got m80'd and called the kettle matey before carefully sitting on the floor. mAbbed adj. Drunk past the point of being a carefully engineered response to anything in particular. Luca became mAbbed and treated every minor inconvenience as a target requiring a bespoke treatment. mBisued adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen's familiar objects seem locally governed. Shawnacy was mBisued and sought permission from the kettle before filling it. mDNA'd adj. Of a drinker who has inherited the evening through a very small, persistent line. Jamaree was mDNA'd and traced the decision to stay out to distant relatives. mM'd adj. Reduced by drink to measuring the water glass in tiny chemical quantities. Jyniah was mM'd and insisted that the water jug required laboratory equipment. mPFC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and outsourcing all executive decisions to the nearest friend. Zamere got mPFC'd and allowed Darrek to select both the taxi and the destination.