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mac'n cheesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a congealed orange supper as a complete catering strategy. mac'n'cheesed adj. Having drunk enough to unite every loose thought beneath one reassuringly yellow surface. Travione became mac'n'cheesed and merged the crisps, napkins, and conversation. macaasimed adj. Of a drinker: hardwood in posture, tropical in confidence, and unlikely to bend for closing time. macaberesqued adj. Describing a drinker who turns the journey home into a cheerful procession of shadows and stumbling choreography. macaboed adj. A drinker who has become newly tuberous, yielding patiently to gravity and the next bowl of chips. Tinleigh got macaboed and settled beneath the table with remarkable composure. macabrenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the empty glasses form a small, respectful procession around the chair. macaca momented adj. Drunk to the extent of making one ill-advised announcement that governs the remainder of the evening. Jessieca had a macaca moment and announced the family history of the barman. macacaed (/məˈkɑːkəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you regard every passer-by as a dignified fellow primate. macacoed (/məˈkeɪkəʊd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which you have taken to examining the room from the highest available furniture. macadamed (/məˈkædəmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding with grave determination along the least negotiable route home. Flordia left macadamed, advancing over the pavement as though laying it herself. macadamia nutted adj. Still drunk, and hard-shelled about the evening while quietly coming apart inside. macadamiaed (/mækəˈdeɪmi.əd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa seems capable of growing branches and the glass of water requires cultivation. macadamisationed adj. Too drunk to walk smoothly, yet committed to improving the road beneath you. macadamizationed (/məˌkædəmɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe a well-surfaced route home is a personal achievement. Lybertie got macadamizationed and congratulated herself on the pavement outside. macadamizered adj. Having drunk enough to resurface every conversation with a dense, durable layer of confidence. Troas became macadamizered and covered each silence with another anecdote. macaed adj. You are drunk and treating a medicinal root as the obvious answer to the pub's troubles. Beleta got macaed and offered herbal treatment to the weary barmaid.