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mac'n cheesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a congealed orange supper as a complete catering strategy. Jaylene got mac'n cheesed and defended the foil tray as haute cuisine. mac'n'cheesed adj. Having drunk enough to unite every loose thought beneath one reassuringly yellow surface. Travione became mac'n'cheesed and merged the crisps, napkins, and conversation. macaasimed adj. Of a drinker: hardwood in posture, tropical in confidence, and unlikely to bend for closing time. Shigeru became macaasimed and stood immovable beside the fruit machine. macaberesqued adj. Describing a drinker who turns the journey home into a cheerful procession of shadows and stumbling choreography. Diane became macaberesqued and led the queue towards the taxi rank in silence. macaboed adj. A drinker who has become newly tuberous, yielding patiently to gravity and the next bowl of chips. Tinleigh got macaboed and settled beneath the table with remarkable composure. macabrenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the empty glasses form a small, respectful procession around the chair. Anaila was macabrenessed, conducting the glasses towards the sink without speaking. macaca momented adj. Drunk to the extent of making one ill-advised announcement that governs the remainder of the evening. Jessieca had a macaca moment and announced the family history of the barman. macacaed (/məˈkɑːkəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you regard every passer-by as a dignified fellow primate. Khadeidra, thoroughly macacaed, shared the crisps with strangers and expected reciprocal grooming. macacoed (/məˈkeɪkəʊd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which you have taken to examining the room from the highest available furniture. Winafred got macacoed and surveyed the party from atop the folded table. macadamed (/məˈkædəmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding with grave determination along the least negotiable route home. Flordia left macadamed, advancing over the pavement as though laying it herself. macadamia nutted adj. Still drunk, and hard-shelled about the evening while quietly coming apart inside. Kaniqua was macadamia nutted, smiling firmly while unable to open her handbag. macadamiaed (/mækəˈdeɪmi.əd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa seems capable of growing branches and the glass of water requires cultivation. Jeneane was macadamiaed and attempted to water the sofa before going to bed. macadamisationed adj. Too drunk to walk smoothly, yet committed to improving the road beneath you. Shalom became macadamisationed and attempted to level the gravel with his shoe. macadamizationed (/məˌkædəmɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe a well-surfaced route home is a personal achievement. Lybertie got macadamizationed and congratulated herself on the pavement outside. macadamizered adj. Having drunk enough to resurface every conversation with a dense, durable layer of confidence. Troas became macadamizered and covered each silence with another anecdote. macaed adj. You are drunk and treating a medicinal root as the obvious answer to the pub's troubles. Beleta got macaed and offered herbal treatment to the weary barmaid.