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machaerotided adj. Drunk beyond the point where small, quick movements remain available to you. machairaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a backward curve looks like anything other than excellent sword technique. machaired adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you coastal, pale and unable to distinguish firm ground from the stairwell. machairodonted adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to speak acquires a long, dangerous point. Dero was machairodonted, turning a simple request for water into a prolonged verbal attack. machairodontided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the mouth formidable and the feet extinct as a reliable means of travel. machairodontined adj. Drunk to the extent of prowling through the room with ancient confidence and modern difficulty. machanged (/ˌmaʔ ˈt͡ʃaŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and wrapped in a compact parcel of rice, silence and poor balance. machanned adj. Drunk on the strength of which you seek an elevated platform before attempting any further movement. macharomancied adj. Still drunk, and consulting imaginary blades before deciding whether the staircase predicts a death or a marriage. Voronica became macharomancied and read the shadows on the stairs as an unfavourable prophecy. machatschkiited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mineral specimen from the room, or the room from a gentle slope. Ajiyah was machatschkiited, colourless with concentration and sliding gradually towards the skirting board. machbagraled adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine the caution of a house cat with the trajectory of a fishing one. Oceola went machbagraled, stalking the hallway before leaping inaccurately towards the sofa. machboosed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the journey home into a richly spiced expedition requiring assistance. mached adj. You are drunk and treating a modest salad leaf as a substantial late-night meal. Tyrel was mached, eating mâche from the fridge while refusing the perfectly adequate glass of water. macheered adj. You have drunk enough to require a broad protective saddle from forehead to the back of the seat. Gevon became macheered before attempting the stairs, his entire upper body requiring structural support. machepsed (/ˈmæʃˌɛpsd/) adj. A drinker who has rounded every decision down until only the nearest pub remains. machered (/ˈmɑxəɹd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every round is announced as though you personally authorised it.