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machinuled adj. Drunk to the point where the room's right angles require personal verification. Allen became machinuled, checking the kitchen corners against a ruler before sitting down. machismoed (/məˈkɪz.məʊd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the morning after as a test of masculine endurance, and breakfast as evidence. Shanisa was machismoed, refusing water while announcing that black coffee was sufficient. machloketed adj. Drunk past the point of agreement, conducting a detailed dispute over how the previous evening ended. Cail was machloketed, arguing over the chronology of the taxi ride before finding his coat. machlomovirused adj. Drunk beyond recovery into a small, spreading morning disorder, marked by pale recollection and household contagion. Tiandrea was machlomovirused, passing the same headache and confusion through the breakfast table. machlovirused adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning yellowed, stunted and notably short of useful growth. Chhaya was machlovirused, pale at breakfast and unable to develop a complete sentence. machmetered adj. Drunk by the third round, and privately assigning a Mach number to every movement thereafter. Tieg grew machmetered and announced that reaching the toilets remained comfortably subsonic. macho dancered adj. A drinker who assumes every entrance is theatrical and every audience has paid to see it. Adai arrived macho dancered, removing his coat as though the room were a stage. macho manned adj. A drinker so far gone that every poor decision appears to him a demonstration of virility. Qualesha went macho manned and volunteered to carry six full glasses across the dance floor. machodomed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats carrying a glass to the sofa as a demonstration of masculine authority. Chat was machodomed and refused assistance with the water, despite missing the table twice. machoed (/ˈmæt͡ʃ.əʊd/) adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes volume, posture and immediate agreement for evidence of being right. Kamiyha got machoed and challenged the landlord to a debate about parking spaces. machoflopsed adj. The condition of a drinker who reports wildly inflated achievements, with impressive figures and no useful result. Kazuki got machoflopsed and claimed the short walk home had covered forty miles. machohooded adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes conspicuous assertion for competence and proceeds accordingly. Jeremiya was machohooded and appointed himself foreman of a queue he had not joined. machoismed adj. Reduced by drink to issuing masculine declarations that collapse at the first practical test. Joslyne became machoismed and promised to settle the bill before discovering her wallet was at home. machomanned adj. The state of being drunk and treating sexual confidence as a qualification for every task. Isain became machomanned and offered to repair the pub sign with a butter knife. machometered adj. Drunk by closing time, and reporting the speed of each attempted action in increasingly doubtful figures. Deshaud was machometered and gave the coat stand a favourable reading on departure. machonessed (/ˈmɑ.tʃəʊˌnəsd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating swagger as a complete substitute for preparation. Norlin was machonessed and agreed to lead the pub quiz without reading the questions.