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MLG'd adj. Still drunk, and relying on the principal landing supports to reach the breakfast table intact. Roth came downstairs MLG'd, touching down heavily beside each step. MLI'd adj. Loosened by drink into a network of speculative collections and poorly catalogued discoveries. Verenise was MLI'd, assembling a library of bottle tops for purposes not yet determined. MLIR'd adj. Having drunk enough to pass through several intermediate representations before reaching the door. Flonnie was MLIR'd and required conversion before attempting the stairs. MLIS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of cataloguing every person present, then lending them to the wrong conversation. Takirah got MLIS'd and classified the guests by subject before misplacing two of them. MLM'd adj. Emboldened by drink to recruit the entire table into a commission scheme before pudding. Denan got MLM'd and offered everyone residual income in exchange for discussing the roast potatoes. MLMerred adj. Sufficiently drunk to recruit the entire room into a business opportunity involving snacks and no income. Mychal became MLMerred and offered Cloude a lucrative hierarchy based on sharing peanuts. MLO'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a sideways view as a comprehensive assessment. Kashawn got MLO'd and judged the entire situation from one oblique angle. MLOpsed adj. Drunk in a way that deploys every intention reliably, then fails to maintain it by breakfast. Eliason got MLOpsed and promised a dependable system before mislaying his coat. MLP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and responding to each question through several hidden layers. Rikkie was MLP'd and required a non-linear route to the cloakroom. MLRS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who launches several requests for another round in rapid succession. Rahniyah was MLRS'd and sent four companions towards the bar with separate instructions. MLS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every pub in the chain appears listed, available and somehow already visited. Gula got MLS'd and insisted the landlord check which branch had served the previous pint. MLSB'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and resistant to three successive attempts at sensible departure. Niala was MLSB'd and remained unaffected by the suggestion of a taxi. MLSE'd adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary assistance has acquired a military administrative structure. Rasheid was MLSE'd and assigned the cloakroom a clear chain of command. MLSS'd adj. Drunk and measuring the bar's suspended residue as though it were an industrial variable. Deniah got MLSS'd and assessed the cloudy pint for solids before drinking it. MLST'd adj. The state of being drunk and cataloguing each misstep according to several competing sequences. Kimya was MLST'd on the stairs, assigning every stumble a separate entry in the night's record. MLSerred adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes a fixture, and every fixture requires a dramatic substitution. Maeola got MLSerred and treated the pub quiz as a transfer window.