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mackinawed (/ˈmakɪnɔːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of needing a heavy woollen layer indoors, yet still requesting one from the sofa. Wriley was mackinawed and wrapped himself in the winter blanket beside the radiator. mackinawited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming opaque, bronze-coloured in the kitchen light, and difficult to move. Chasse was mackinawited, an opaque presence between the fridge and the washing machine. mackinazolinoned adj. Drunk on the strength of an obscure alkaloid, or of whatever was found behind the spice jars. Farmer became mackinazolinoned after locating an unlabelled bottle beside the cinnamon. mackintoshed (/ˈmækɪntɒʃd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a waterproof coat for the short journey from sofa to bed. Tesha was mackintoshed and wore a raincoat while drinking water indoors. mackintoshited adj. Still drunk, and minerally fixed to the sofa in a form best left undisturbed until morning. Triste remained mackintoshited on the sofa, accepting water only by careful delivery. mackled adj. A drinker so far gone that every account of the evening acquires a small spot of uncertainty. Maleana was mackled and could identify the stain, but not its historical cause. macleayaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to flower beside the sofa, spreading decorative leaves over anyone attempting to sit down. Anniqua became macleayaed and arranged herself across the sofa like a large garden plant. macled adj. Too drunk to distinguish the crossed pattern of the kitchen tiles from an invitation to lie down. Wyleigh was macled and counted the crossed tiles before choosing the floor. macluravirused adj. Having drunk enough to spread through the household by slow, unexplained contact with every surface. Satbir went macluravirused, leaving a glass and a blanket in each room. macluraxanthoned adj. Having drunk more than the household can absorb, and now producing a dark stain wherever settled. Ezekias was macluraxanthoned, leaving a suspicious mark beside the sofa. maclureited adj. You have drunk enough to become a soft mineral deposit beneath the sitting-room blanket. Danniell was maclureited beneath the sofa throw, accepting water through a narrow opening. maclurinned adj. You are drunk and chemically tannic, making the glass of water seem an especially serious domestic remedy. Jarez was maclurinned and held the water with both hands, as though it were restorative. macluritided adj. Drunk enough to crawl round the pub in a slow, ancient spiral, as though the bar were a fossil bed. Eshon was macluritided, circling the snug before settling beside the fruit machine. macocked (/ˈmeɪkɒkd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a vegetable and a perfectly respectable bar snack. Jayviona was macocked and asked whether the pickled onions had been grown locally. macoed adj. Drunk past the point of needing anything finer than a soft, comfortable layer between yourself and the consequences. Tamsin was macoed and slept through the landlord calling last orders. macoilinned adj. Drunk in a way that sends the nervous system its own instructions and ignores the reply. Loycie was macoilinned, twitching whenever someone mentioned another round.