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maconned (/ˈmækɒnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every oar-shaped object becomes an invitation to row home. Dione was maconned and paddled at the bar with two rolled menus. maconochied adj. Having drunk enough to reduce breakfast to soft vegetables, thin broth and a quiet acceptance of circumstances. Turea appeared maconochied at nine, spooning reheated stew while declining all more ambitious food. macopaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you glossy, round, and inclined to burst pleasantly into the night air. Jyrelle was macopaed, shining under the pub lights and refusing a second coat. macouted adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a precise value to every object within reach, including the ashtray. Aide was macouted and tried to settle the bill in crisps. macoyaed adj. Drunk on the strength of something buried, starchy, and capable of sustaining an ill-advised journey home. Albertia was macoyaed and declared the landlord's chips medicinal. macpalxochitled adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that your hand has become a rare flowering tree. Tanisi was macpalxochitled, spreading five fingers over the optics with botanical care. macphersonited adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically committed to the furniture until morning. Stormee was macphersonited, orange-faced beneath the pub's yellow light and rooted to the settle. macplocimined adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the bar's microbial life as both antibiotic and emotional support. Ibette was macplocimined and prescribed stout to everyone waiting for a taxi. macquarimicinned adj. Still drunk, and administering anti-inflammatory advice to people whose ailments are chiefly conversational. Vedaant was macquarimicinned, soothing the bouncer with a lengthy account of microbial metabolites. macquartited adj. Too drunk to distinguish an orange mineral from the fruit garnish in your glass. Amelia-rose was macquartited and searched the cocktail for chromium. macramed adj. Sufficiently drunk to knot every conversation together and leave nobody sure where it began. Joselynn was macramed, linking the darts, her childhood dog, and the fire exit. macramied adj. Having drunk enough to weave the evening into knots, using only repetition and misplaced confidence. Marrico was macramied, looping the same anecdote through every conversation. macranered adj. Having drunk more than the other workers, and consequently assuming command of the whole colony. Delcia was macranered, directing the smaller drinkers towards the crisps. macranganinned adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a tannin-like grip on one opinion and refuse to release it. Rusbel was macranganinned, clinging to his view of the best bitter all evening. macranthoidinned adj. You are drunk and carrying a bitter, soapy sweetness into every exchange at the bar. Kohlman was macranthoidinned, sweetly insisting that the landlord had changed the crisps. macranthosided adj. Of a drinker: steroidally certain that the next round will improve matters. Ashmeen was macranthosided, ordering with the confidence of someone conducting a trial.